i used to be an atheist but then i saw you and realized angels are real

upon the further realization that you're out of my league i purchased a fedora to continue the next stage of my evolution

Do your legs hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day <3

hot


:stab:?

girl if I had a penny for every guy that had a crush on you I wouldn't be on this god forsaken site(but I wouldn't want to be anywhere else without you)

(yes)

theres a party in my pants nd ur invited (-:

can i butter your toast

you must be a killer because im admirer on you

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

im gay for fantas but id be str8 for u ;)

When I'm alone at night, I think about you. Not the cliche things like how you look tonight, or how you smell, or how warm you are right now, or how tense it'd be if we were together right now, but of what really makes you, you. I think about what you're thinking about, I think about what you're seeing right now, I think about what you're feeling right now. I do that because I want to spend my life with you, seeing what you see, hearing what you hear, and feeling what you feel. I want us to be a union, both matrimoniously and metaphysically. To be you is all I want to be, and without you there is no want left in me.

Are you a broom? Cause you just swept me off my feet.

w-wow you made me blush with how cute you look... ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

You have nice hair today.

I put the S T D in STUD all I need is U girl

mmmmmmmmm u look so fine I could eat u (vore pick up line)

hey did you know that there are 21 letters in the alphabet? oh wait, i forgot U R A Q T

are those space pants bc ur booty is out of this world

w ow. . .. u can call me daddy. . . :-)