You're probably not quite as ugly as you think you are ;)

Your face doesn't make me want to puke. I think it's actually the best face I've ever seen. Keep up the good work. Give yourself a pat on the back. You are the best around.

Somedays I wonder what my life has amounted to. All my dreams, all my failures, all my aspirations, all my disappointments, they've all culminated into what? I think about the things I did during my long education, and I am saddened by them. I think about the things I did during my lonely weekend nights, and I am humbled by them. Why that is because despite all of my negatives, I did one thing right. I found you. If, as my psychology teacher once said, "life is a long piece of poop, with nuggets of gold sparsely placed in, and our job in life is to go from pieces of gold to gold", then in my sorrowed life, in its extremely length snake of poop, you are the amalgamation of all the bits of gold.

I like the configuration of your face

The way you smile is cool.

can i have yo numbah? can i hAve it? can I haaaave it?

Is your name homework because I should be doing you right now but I'm not ;)

show me your ankles boy

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. ;)

Nice booty

All the stars in all the cosmos could never amount the energy and light that you've brought into my life. Within you is all of the might and mystery and wonders of the universe. Like a cloud of dust after the passing of a star, you breathe new life in to all of your surroundings. I would renounce all of my stars, all of my planets, all of my nebulas, if it meant being able to enjoy your company for as long as the universe allows me to know you.

if life was an n64 game you would be the princess at the end, i'd hit my head on a trillion bricks for you

you can stir my pasta whenever you want, baby ;)

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in t...he off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces.

First off, I don't love 'em, I bag 'em, I gut 'em
And, B, I don't know where I put 'em
Angie Teresa look like Jalisa from BET, she came to see you
I'm pleased to pieces but I ain't see you, no
Yeah, you see me at the party, I see you at the party
You said, you don’t like to talk at the party
Like I’m a fireball at a party, c'mon
I can sit and smoke a ciga-cigar-gar from Cuba-Cuba-ba
This ain’t a mai tai, it’s Dirty Sprite, show you right
Sure you really really really really wanna be my lover?
Say you wanna go home and watch cartoons?
Yeah, me too, but not with you
Ride around town like a mobster do
High off weed and lots of booze
Meat in her tail like a lobster do
And she Dominican too, so I ain't *****ing with you
Listen, mami, you really want me to want you?
Then don't want me, I got you
You really want me to want you?
Turn into a pack of bogeys
It’s cool you thought you could know me but...
Nah

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

i've seen better

Oh, so you came from the desert? No wonder you're so hot ;))

wat does that even mean

I 1 2 1/2 6

fudge you I wanted to flirt with trix

Hey. I can see you. Right now. I can see you in everything. When I look at my chair, I remember how you would voraciously read in your jammies on it. When I look at my walls, I see all the movies and musical festivals we went to together and all the inexplicable things that would happen there. I can smell you, too. The flowers that now so scarcely brace my life, all remind me of the olfactory paradise you would be after you take a shower. Whenever I make myself some waffles, all I can smell are not of those crispy and crunchy edibles, but of your morning scent when you would wake me up with some buttered goodness.

I just miss you. I just miss your hair. I miss your everywhere. I wish we could spend more time together, but I understand that our obligations and our circumstances have forced us apart. I cannot help but to remember, for that is all that I can do with you now, and more than likely, in the future. I don't think I could ever get passed this rose tinted nostalgia. I don't think I could ever settle for any less. You were the best thing to have happened to me, and I grudge every action, every mechanism, and every tool that was used or abetted our separation. I know you'd hate me for that, for having an ill-bone in my heart, but it is to say that I respect, adore, and love you above all. Perhaps we will be with each other soon, perhaps we will be with each other in another time. Goodbye.

I fooking luv yaa
(misfits reference. I love you more if you get it)
otherwise get with it you cheeky coont <3

i like you more than dikdiks

Daaammmnnn guurrrlll!!! You poop with dat ?!