You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Are you from nineasea. Cuz youre the only 9 I see.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Flirt flirt ;)

do u drink a lot of snapple because u r made from the best thing on earth

has 3 beautiful legs

SHE's the most beautiful girl in the world~

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
♡

(sweats, changed bc Angie)

I'd let you do butt stuff with me

My p*nis died, could you give him mouth-to-mouth?

you make me wanna aether all over you

hi im snails

i'm underage

hey baby do you like girthy monster wangs because im sorry for wasting your time then

Above, because I couldn't help myself: You know they don't call me the snake master for nothing, baby.... HiiissssSsssssSssssss..... ;)

Below: Hola papi chulo, wanna show me how tasty your empanada is?

come get some of this ;^>

i'm not a photographer but i can picture you n me together

Almost as gay as me.

i'd touch the butt

oh it's you... I'm fine if it's with you, it's not like I like you or anything

I may consider game throwing for you in an auto win situation. ;)

I would flirt but the relationship would be doomed to chaos

hey girl, are you my sister? 'cause id love to be your mister.

Are you a parking ticket? Cus you've got FINE written all over you.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?