i got u a chapstick that was on bargain but then I realize u don't have lips why did the freemarket betray me
I asked Santa for you to be under my christmas tree this year
are you from ireland because something in my pants is dublin'
Hey girl, you must be nitrous oxide because you send me into overdrive.
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Hey girl, you don't need keys to turn me on.
if you really tried you could probably be a 6
hi there
youre uh.
... i like that shirt.
I'll stab you with my candy cane
If I could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't and we can just fuk
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i'm fluent in c++
I know a dungeon perfect for us two!
i stay up all night thinking about you...
hey...
whats ur favorite food..
Would call you a mongrel all day every day.
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are u copper and tellirium bc ur CuTe
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u are so cute
You're the best I can get.
what's big fat but also attractive???? Yep it's u
u and meme in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we got
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will you marry me?
i wouldn't peck your eyes out, they're too pretty
Nice beak, I'd like to hand feed you bread crumbs.
