as a result you don't have a nose on your face.

the power to enter and shape other people's dreams

but it's like skim reading so you miss some detail.

respiration isn't necessary

you have to find the exact position of those molecules first

you can read very fast

you can't turn it off. ever. but you don't care. you never care. your friends and family visit you every day. you shrug them off and continue not caring. they leave. you don't care. they come back the next day, ask you how you're doing. you don't care. you never care.

the power to rapidly and efficiently change the molecular structure of stuff

limited by the amount of fuel you have available to you

the power to not care

Everytime you do your gastrointestinal tract is compromised, resulting in extremely bad trips to the bathroom.

The ability to control/create fire.

the ability to speak in any language with an extremely high pitched voice

the power to change qualities of my body at will

but the actions you take with their bodies are also transferred to your body

the ability to speak any language

You can only make them do the charleston

knowledge of every event in history

you can only control the element of surprise

ability to control people's bodies

but you can't move anything heavier than a bowling ball

control over the elements

but you can only go back or forward 5 minutes

telekinesis

but you can't control where you go

the power to time travel

but you can only shape shift into things you find physically repulsive

the ability to teleport

but you're still flammable

the power to shape shift

but you age 10X faster when time is frozen

The ability to control fire

but your strength drops by half

the power to stop time

but spiders get into your eye every time you fly

the power to be physically larger than everyone else

but no one ever calls for you

ability to fly

but no songs from the Drive OST can be played

the power to be a real hero

But you're always sad.

The power to teleport my car and everyone in it.

The power to make everyone happy.

but you're tired all the time anyways

the power to be the very best human being you could be

you can't choose what costume you get, majority of the time you end up with molluscs and annelids.

the power to not require sleep

But not on February 30th

the power to dress up in animal costume