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the pizzas have sardines in them
the power of endless money
But you have to pay expensive bills.
The power of creating pizzas from nothing in your hands
You don't understand what you are saying to them, so it could just be vulgar words.
The power to control electricity.
you inherit nick cage's ex wife.
Wives*
the power to talk to animals
but you cannot reverse for a full week
having the personality of nic cage
but there is no guarantee your body will end up in proper order
the power to shapeshift into any animal
But you also get his personality.
The power to teleport anywhere you want.
but it's only unranked games
having the face of nic cage
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no one else knows youre a real hero, you save people but they never know and instead blame you for damage and distress
the power to always win epicmafia
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But you can't love yourself.
Be a real human being and a real hero
but you can only see through bananas
the power of being loved by everyone you want
deletedabout 10 years
but you can only fly to an altitude of 4 feet and 3.2 inches
x ray vision
deletedabout 10 years
you get turned into a bad movie by disney
the power to fly
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But you will have a really painful burning sensation for the rest of your life!!
The power to shoot frosting from my hands!!
But your bladder fills every time you do.
The power to solidify light.
deletedabout 10 years
But only the electricity in a low-wattage light bulb
The ability to manipulate water
But it has to be the most inopportune weather possible.
The ability to control electricity.
The ability to control the weather
except you can only freeze 1x10^8 cm per minute
But it smells terrible inside it.
Cryokinesis.
but you're so heavy everything else floods.
The power to create a forcefield
but they can hear your darkest secrets
the ability to walk on water and not be touched by anything below the water
but you also feel the punch when you hit someone else
the ability to communicate with people on other planets telepathically
but everything you pick up somehow manages to whack you in the face.
The ability to falcon punch
Chance that you damage the person's brain, resulting in you never being able to leave the dream, and them never waking up again.
Telekineses.
