You can't choose a specific mind to read. So most of the time you read a bunch of people's mind at the same time, making it hard to distinguish what the f*** is happening. Also you may learn that your wife is disappointed at your manhood.

The ability to fart without noise or smell.

@Lunacy: The only piece of clothing that you can wear of the rest of your life is a black trench coat. No pants, no shirt, no nothing. Just a black trench coat.

NINJA'D BY FLOOR!

@Floor: You will remain forever indecisive about what to eat with biscuits.

I would like the ability to read people's minds.

You have to say "woah" whenever surprised.

The power to be Lunacy.

You are also Nic Cage.

The power to be Keanu Reeves.

NINJA'D BY HEMO

your 100% aim only works when you are not under pressure.

The ability to control vectors

you no longer know who you really are.

the power to hit any target with a gun
aim=100%

you're always hungry

ability to get away with any lie

even the test for STD

the ability to eat as much as you like without gaining weight

if u die in ur dream u die irl

ability never to never fail anything

you cannot control what you think, and when you get lewd or extremely disturbing thoughts, it will pop up your laptop whenever

ability to lucid dream

Every time you connect to someone else they can also connect to you.

Ability to think of website and it pops up on you laptop. (this one is so dumb ehelpp)

you are now coated by alkali metal, and you can only control droplets

the ability to have telepathy and control ppl and send msgs, etc

they are The Silence! You breathing under water creates a glamour where you look appealing to every underwater sea animal, and results in you being chased by sharks/whales/ect.

Able to control water.

those weird skeleton spacemen are real too idk what they do but theyre probably bad

i want 2 be able to breathe underwater (+ no negative effects of extreme depth and that , water is like normal air, etc)

but the beast then adores you and tries to hump your leg every night

dr who is real

however the wishes are not granted in a way that you initially intended, instead they will cause you great peril.

For example: in Ghost Rider, Nic Cage wished that his father didn't die of cancer (dying gradually), but his dad died the next day due to a riding accident (instantaneously).

the ability tame any beast

you are eaten while in cupcake form

ability to have a genie that performs my every wish that will lead to no repercussions whatsoever

(edit bc ppl) You have suicidal tendencies bc you become nic cage (which is gross no ty)

ability to turn into and out of a cupcake. c;

but you can only choose your d*ck.

actually that's a plus

you can only choose your face.

you have the face and personality of nic cage

The world you choose always is about to be destroyed by a black hole

the power to turn body parts into weapons

(to reamix because ninjad): All clothing is the opposite genders

(ninjad: to true)but every time you turn into a tornado googly eyes stick on to make it less scary

The ability to choose (1, forever) fake world you can go to whenever you want

Well i mean you destroy everything so i think thats a fault in its own

The ability to change any piece of clothing in a store to your size if you need to.

it happens randomly and without warning

The ability to turn into a tornado

your emotions are highly unstable due to being too empathic as you tap into their emotions

the ability to urinate at very long range

It pops out of the air everywhere you go, after having the power for 3 months you are found dead in your shower. Suffocated by coins and bills.

the ability to tap into peoples emotions.