I always wanted to bang Helen of Troy, but I'm not that good at building wooden horses or the quantum physics necessary to travel through time.
Do you have any threes?
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I'll do both since I'm a special Cryogonal
135/90/185 are my 3RMs, I never properly maxed out tbqhwu fam thanks for reminding me how weak I am currently, I'm totally not gonna kill myself today h-haha
food, computer, family
if you had an infinitely customizable avatar, what would you make?
that was the last question
I would just crop a random image from the internet like I always do, I am not very creative
As for the question, what is something you've always wanted to do and why aren't you making plans to do it right now?
if you had an infinitely customizable avatar, what would you make?
that was the last question
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Hello where are the questions?
What are your 1RM's bro?
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Hello where are the questions?
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The bit about his mum only trying to strangle him to spare him missing her also sounds pretty beautifully similar to that insane lover thing I wrote in one my threads not so long ago lol... I guess I'm going to have to give House of Leaves a read sometime, sounds good.
Not sure about that, but question of sanity isn't the resemblance but more in your way of telling stories. He's also got a bit at the end where he tells a two page story only to say it was all bullshÃt at the end.
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That does seem frighteningly apt, Troll, lol. I am pretty sane though, imo.
But it turns out she was lying. She was 16, and just turned 16 too....So I went off and did my thing I guess; she'd be around, but I'd keep my distance....I mean my mother might have burst in on us one night and torn her away from me and drove her home, but nothing major lol....And it kinda went on like that. Soon enough she turned 17 and I'd meet up with her every now and again. Or I'd just talk her home after meeting her out, mostly. Never texted her or anything. Never really got to know her. I guess that's what circumstance made of the relationship in the end. I mean, what was I gonna do? Say "Oh, you're 17 now, let's go out"? Maybe I should have. But instead I remember kissing her goodbye one morning...And I'd asked for it; I called her back for it....And that was the last time I was with her, she went off to college not long after...And I mean I've seen her again since, but I stay away. Weird, huh?
Disclaimer: All Untrue.
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Anyway, it's like 4 in the morning now or something, and I'm sitting inside of one of my mates' cars....And there's this girl there sitting in the front with him. I don't know if I'm after interrupting something or what, I'm pretty sure I am....And next thing I'm leaning in over the back of her seat flirting with her, and she's gorgeous....And I'm asking her age and she's 17 (legal here, mind you), and I'm falling in love with her there all in one night....She was poetry; I'd tell ye her name only maybe it's too precious--a flower, anyway. But I'd guess it's on violent nights that you can fall most deeply in love; that someone can pull you so close to them, away from it all....