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Empire Ranks Your Ability

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Hi. My name is Empire, and I am a 3x basketball champion at the local park.

Post here to be ranked according to your basketball ability, as well as get tips on improving your game and being a better basketball player. In other words, I will judge you as a baller and work with you to ensure your ball game shows more swagger than ever before.

Ultimate Baller

Actual Picture of Nicholas Cook

Anselm of Ballerbury

Peta

3x Local B-Ball Court Champ

Empire

Gold Digger

Jill

Kelly

9/10

The Shackster

Diamond V 51 LP

Edark

8/10

Denis

7/10

Malaka

KHNM

5/10

CoryOnDaCourt

RocketSkates

2/10

Warrens

Giga

Shovel/10

Vine

Bear

Rutab

Play Lacrosse Instead

Retti

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let's talk about why kendrick is the goat and kanye's overhyped :-)
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Jill says

it reminds me of coming of age movies set in the 90s kinda


Get out of my thread.
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it reminds me of coming of age movies set in the 90s kinda
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Itter says


Jill says

retti remember that really raw band that you sent me???

i remembered that i liked something similar to them kinda sorta not really http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXHHASilBRw


pretty raw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mw9akcDCvI


dang i kinda really really like that........
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also pretentious
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Jill says

pure heroine is pretty solid


it's very overrated
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Empire says


Itter says

i cant sports at all empire, how i do i do sports


First, you turn on ESPN and watch Skip Bayless.

Then you don't do anything he says because Skip Bayless is stupid.


look man the only sports related movie im interested is space jam so if i can't play with bugs bunny and bill murray then i don't even give a poo poo
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Excuse me but this thread is about basketball and baller music not nerds and nerd music.

Please keep all nerd music in a separate, properly labeled thread for all to avoid.
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Jill says

retti remember that really raw band that you sent me???

i remembered that i liked something similar to them kinda sorta not really http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXHHASilBRw


pretty raw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mw9akcDCvI
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Itter says

i cant sports at all empire, how i do i do sports


First, you turn on ESPN and watch Skip Bayless.

Then you don't do anything he says because Skip Bayless is stupid.
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I can ball irl tho wtf
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Empire says


Peta says

I am a baller


I can think of nothing greater than an all powerful baller who actually exists. Therefore, you exist.


Thank u
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i cant sports at all empire, how i do i do sports
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retti remember that really raw band that you sent me???

i remembered that i liked something similar to them kinda sorta not really http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXHHASilBRw
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pure heroine was album of the year 2013
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Kelly says

*** this im playing steam games


nvm no good zps servers
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im so white i reflect off the sun
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Rank me m8
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pure heroine is pretty solid
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Do Rutab
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*** this im playing steam games
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Kelly says

also i don't need to *** for money bc homie I got plenty


I would too if I was pulling child support from both the Heat and the Spurs. You the real winner there.
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empire's a *** who likes pure heroine but then pretends he can do all of college dropout without missing a word.
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also i don't need to *** for money bc homie I got plenty