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Empire Ranks Your Ability

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Hi. My name is Empire, and I am a 3x basketball champion at the local park.

Post here to be ranked according to your basketball ability, as well as get tips on improving your game and being a better basketball player. In other words, I will judge you as a baller and work with you to ensure your ball game shows more swagger than ever before.

Ultimate Baller

Actual Picture of Nicholas Cook

Anselm of Ballerbury

Peta

3x Local B-Ball Court Champ

Empire

Gold Digger

Jill

Kelly

9/10

The Shackster

Diamond V 51 LP

Edark

8/10

Denis

7/10

Malaka

KHNM

5/10

CoryOnDaCourt

RocketSkates

2/10

Warrens

Giga

Shovel/10

Vine

Bear

Rutab

Play Lacrosse Instead

Retti

deletedover 10 years

also i have fornicated with MULTIPLE black fellows. does that raise my score?

over 10 years

hi coryinthehouse here
i am 5'11
8)

over 10 years

Empire says

as well as get tips on improving your game and being a better basketball player

I'm down.

deletedover 10 years

Vine says

she's 5'7"

taller!!

deletedover 10 years

ok...

over 10 years

Empire I doubt you're any taller than 5'10.

over 10 years

niceeeeeeeee

over 10 years

ball is life

deletedover 10 years

she's 5'7"

deletedover 10 years

ok i played in high school and was actually pretty decent;

also i'm an above average heighted female

deletedover 10 years

That is very nice. I am still taller than you.

To echo the words of Skee-Lo, you should be a little bit taller if you wish to be a baller.

over 10 years

..............

over 10 years

I'm black, I can jump higher than you, and I'm faster than you.

over 10 years

I'm 100% sure I'm better than you.

deletedover 10 years

Warrens says

How tall are you?

Taller than you.

over 10 years

How tall are you?