Empire Ranks Your Ability

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Hi. My name is Empire, and I am a 3x basketball champion at the local park.

Post here to be ranked according to your basketball ability, as well as get tips on improving your game and being a better basketball player. In other words, I will judge you as a baller and work with you to ensure your ball game shows more swagger than ever before.

Ultimate Baller

Actual Picture of Nicholas Cook

Anselm of Ballerbury

Peta

3x Local B-Ball Court Champ

Empire

Gold Digger

Jill

Kelly

9/10

The Shackster

Diamond V 51 LP

Edark

8/10

Denis

7/10

Malaka

KHNM

5/10

CoryOnDaCourt

RocketSkates

2/10

Warrens

Giga

Shovel/10

Vine

Bear

Rutab

Play Lacrosse Instead

Retti

Jillabout 12 years ago
i demand a category of my own im the #1 baller on this side of the coast dude
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Jill
rate yourself
Done.
Jillabout 12 years ago
rate yourself
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Jill
rate me
To the top you go.
Malakaabout 12 years ago
Kelly
ok ok fine i have not had black men inside of me i just wanted a higher score.
u didnt inhale
Jillabout 12 years ago
rate me
Warrensabout 12 years ago
YeezusWest
Warrens
YeezusWest
Warrens
I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.
do you have a hoop mixtape?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4o7DAmE2GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hua6eD96YE4
He carried.
YeezusWestabout 12 years ago
Warrens
YeezusWest
Warrens
I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.
do you have a hoop mixtape?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4o7DAmE2GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hua6eD96YE4
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Kelly
ok ok fine i have not had black men inside of me i just wanted a higher score.
Lying to your man. Definitely a gold digger.
RocketSkatesabout 12 years ago
I'm over 6 feet tall and dated a black girl before so just put me at the top :)
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Warrens
I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.
Real ballers do not play video games.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
ok ok fine i have not had black men inside of me i just wanted a higher score.
Malakaabout 12 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DnKOc6FISU
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Peta
I am a baller
I can think of nothing greater than an all powerful baller who actually exists. Therefore, you exist.
Warrensabout 12 years ago
YeezusWest
Warrens
I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.
do you have a hoop mixtape?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4o7DAmE2GY
YeezusWestabout 12 years ago
Warrens
I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.
do you have a hoop mixtape?
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
kelly is such a liar.
i got shovel out of ten when im tall + black
yeah invalid opinion
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Cantankerous
i'm morbidly obese, break out the 1
What better way to learn the ways of the ball than becoming one yourself?
1
Warrensabout 12 years ago
I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.
YeezusWestabout 12 years ago
Cantankerous
i'm morbidly obese, break out the 1
you can box out
Petaabout 12 years ago
I am a baller
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
i'm morbidly obese, break out the 1
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Kelly
also i have fornicated with MULTIPLE black fellows. does that raise my score?
18 years, 18 years and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his.

Your ranking has been updated. I apologize for the mistake.
Warrensabout 12 years ago
Lmao. I think Kelly easily scores a solid 9/10.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Warrens
I'm down.
What a defeatist attitude. Be more optimistic.