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Empire Ranks Your Ability

deletedover 10 years

Hi. My name is Empire, and I am a 3x basketball champion at the local park.

Post here to be ranked according to your basketball ability, as well as get tips on improving your game and being a better basketball player. In other words, I will judge you as a baller and work with you to ensure your ball game shows more swagger than ever before.

Ultimate Baller

Actual Picture of Nicholas Cook

Anselm of Ballerbury

Peta

3x Local B-Ball Court Champ

Empire

Gold Digger

Jill

Kelly

9/10

The Shackster

Diamond V 51 LP

Edark

8/10

Denis

7/10

Malaka

KHNM

5/10

CoryOnDaCourt

RocketSkates

2/10

Warrens

Giga

Shovel/10

Vine

Bear

Rutab

Play Lacrosse Instead

Retti

Jill
over 10 years
i demand a category of my own im the #1 baller on this side of the coast dude
deletedover 10 years

Jill says

rate yourself


Done.
Jill
over 10 years
rate yourself
deletedover 10 years

Jill says

rate me


To the top you go.
Malaka
over 10 years

Kelly says

ok ok fine i have not had black men inside of me i just wanted a higher score.


u didnt inhale
Jill
over 10 years
rate me
Warrens
over 10 years

YeezusWest says


Warrens says


YeezusWest says


Warrens says

I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.


do you have a hoop mixtape?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4o7DAmE2GY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hua6eD96YE4


He carried.
YeezusWest
over 10 years

Warrens says


YeezusWest says


Warrens says

I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.


do you have a hoop mixtape?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4o7DAmE2GY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hua6eD96YE4
deletedover 10 years

Kelly says

ok ok fine i have not had black men inside of me i just wanted a higher score.


Lying to your man. Definitely a gold digger.
RocketSkates
over 10 years
I'm over 6 feet tall and dated a black girl before so just put me at the top :)
deletedover 10 years

Warrens says

I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.


Real ballers do not play video games.
deletedover 10 years
ok ok fine i have not had black men inside of me i just wanted a higher score.
Malaka
over 10 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DnKOc6FISU
deletedover 10 years

Peta says

I am a baller


I can think of nothing greater than an all powerful baller who actually exists. Therefore, you exist.
Warrens
over 10 years

YeezusWest says


Warrens says

I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.


do you have a hoop mixtape?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4o7DAmE2GY
YeezusWest
over 10 years

Warrens says

I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.


do you have a hoop mixtape?
deletedover 10 years
kelly is such a liar.
i got shovel out of ten when im tall + black
yeah invalid opinion
deletedover 10 years

Cantankerous says

i'm morbidly obese, break out the 1


What better way to learn the ways of the ball than becoming one yourself?
Warrens
over 10 years
I publicly challenge Empire to a game of 2K14 to prove my basketball skills since there is no other way to prove to him.
YeezusWest
over 10 years

Cantankerous says

i'm morbidly obese, break out the 1


you can box out
Peta
over 10 years
I am a baller
deletedover 10 years
i'm morbidly obese, break out the 1
deletedover 10 years

Kelly says

also i have fornicated with MULTIPLE black fellows. does that raise my score?


18 years, 18 years and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his.

Your ranking has been updated. I apologize for the mistake.
Warrens
over 10 years
Lmao. I think Kelly easily scores a solid 9/10.
deletedover 10 years

Warrens says

I'm down.


What a defeatist attitude. Be more optimistic.