I will badly armchair psychologist analyze you and attempt to generalize your personality in a simple way. These are for fun, and not actually serious evaluations of your own personality though I will attempt to be truthful - I will also try to counteract any rudeness with a kind comment unless you want me to be as rude as possible.
You're difficult for me to analyze because I haven't spoken to you much at all. Like Gabi earlier in this thread, you're the type of person that I see as polite and pretty cool but ultimately never somebody that I actually connect with.
Based on what I've seen though you're a very quiet person. It seems like Reeses is one of the few people on this website that you've made a somewhat personal connection with but otherwise you pretty much keep to yourself. You don't have a very bold or loud personality and you seem extremely reserved in nearly every situation I've seen you be in. I think this issue is rooted in insecurity. Literally five minutes ago, I just saw you accept a compliment in a group chat with "thanks, but I don't think so (about a positive trait). It is obvious that you don't think highly of yourself and I don't think you put yourself out there very much, but you have the ability to analyze and think about things much more intensely and critically than many are capable of doing. I don't doubt for a second that you have quite a lot of intelligence and kindness in you, you just need to let it out.
I'm confused by you. I feel as though when speaking to you in conversation I've had you be super polite, aggressive and passive aggressive. I don't know what exactly it is that dictates your mood but it seems as though you are at your best when you're in a good state of mind, as when you aren't you seem to be almost on the verge of melting down at times.
Like many, I believe that you pretend not to care much about this website but a large part of your identity is still rooted in it - that being said though, you have a polarizing personality that has made it difficult for you to make friends for longer than a few months. I think that you take your faith very seriously behind closed doors and I can see how it sometimes plays into things you say on this website - but primarily, you seem like the kind of person who doesn't care about the game so much as simply chatting back with everyone and anyone. I do not know if this translates to real life as well but perhaps the reason you don't make many long lasting friends on this website is due to the fact that you're very, very good at starting conversations and befriending people you've never met before. But this communication rarely continues apart from a few pleasant conversations in games. I think that you have a talent for being social, as strange as that may sound.
Anyway, I'm not sure where you currently stand on me but I'm just letting you know that I harbor no ill-will against you at all. In fact, I wish that you would let out your kindness more often!
Oh Dave, Dave, I analyzed you probably like year ago and my stance on you was basically:
"You were raised in a home where you had everything you desired, you rarely had to work for anything and you never quite mastered being social. Your rude attitude shows up on this website but you try to mask it so that you can fit in and make more friends".
Now essentially, my opinion on you is pretty much the same apart from one big thing that fell into the equation between that post and this post:
Kerry
Now that you have Kerry, you pretty much have gotten what you wanted - social success. I would say that you're probably the happiest you have been since you were a little kid and I have no doubt in my mind you two are good for each other. As soon as you became close to Kerry in an intimate way, you pretty much dropped off of this site completely in trying to impress anyone but Kerry - because as often happens when you become enamored with someone (pun intended), you don't care about anybody deeply apart from that specific person.
But since you no longer care about making new friends or coming off as even slightly approachable, your conduct on this website has gotten worse and you have become ruder in recent times. I've seen a lot of rude, pretty snarky comments from you recently that would make Hibiki gasp! Now, I bet that Kerry loves you a lot and you love her too but I think that you've isolated yourself from everybody you once cared about impressing because now that you have achieved your goal, you have no reason to care anymore.
Still though dude, you were probably one of my first friends on this website and I appreciate that you can be an awesome person when it comes down to it. Just wish you weren't so rude now.
- continued analysis of MeIody due to character limit:
But yes, of all the people that I'm going to analyze in this thread you're the person that has baffled me the most consistently - not because of any strange psychological quirks but due to the fact that I don't know if I've met another person who is extremely kind simply because they have been blessed in their heart with love towards the entire universe. You are also, of course, intelligent and a great joy to talk to. I know that usually you would expect me to say something negative about you but I've honestly scoured the depths of my mind trying to find something and I can't. So, there you go.
Man Carly, you're who I believe is the first person who has asked me to be rude but you know that I really can't do that. Obviously my analysis of you isn't exactly going to be unbiased or even fair but basically:
You're one of the kindest people on the internet (and real life) that I've encountered. I remember that after initially meeting you, one of the things that I wondered was whether or not that kindness was a facade of some kind, or if you were secretly harboring negative emotions towards everybody you spoke to and all of that kindheartedness was simply a lie. However, after actually beginning to talk to you more and becoming friends with you I've basically concluded that you are a kind, genuine person because that is simply your nature. The few times I've seen you be even slightly rude to another person, you immediately cursed yourself for it and felt guilt. In fact, I know that your goal is to be as positive as possible - but sometimes, you become dejected and upset when you start to feel depressed or angry. You feel as though bitterness simply should not be within you because your established personality is so happy - but it's okay to feel that stuff. It's okay to be angry or depressed or upset and I hope you don't think of yourself less for being that way.
You're a person who likes to pretend that he is not phased by what occurs on this website but considering how long you've been driven to it, I believe that your care for the website goes so deeply that even you aren't aware of how emotionally attached to it you are. Anyway, your real personality is pretty hard to garner from the facade you put up. I've yet to have a real conversation with you or an insight into your personal life, a majority of the time you hide behind the gimmick of trolling the moderators or being Pinkie Pie and I think you may do this because you find your own personal life so uninteresting that you prefer avoiding talking about it. Or rather, you would prefer to roleplay as a pony than face your own problems and your own personal worries. We all avoid ourselves to a certain extent, but you have just chosen a very public and strange way of doing so. I like to think that you're a very nice person in real life but I do not know.
You originally entered this site as kind of a free spirit. Back when you were YOLO, you had the hyperness and the immaturity of a 12 year old - but it was endearing in the sense that you were also very open, honest and polite. However, using the comparison of epicmafia to highschool for a second, I believe that just like it happens to many people in highschool, you were sucked into the idea of being socially accepted by everyone and joining groups of people with whom you could befriend. Ever so slightly, your personality slowly changed and the person who was once kind and spontaneous became very passive, angry and also a lot more unlike his natural personality. Stuff like that often starts off little by little and spirals until you have given up what made you an individual. I think that month by month your personality slowly degraded and was molded by the people you wanted acceptance from and now you kind of stay in the background, in a state of perpetual acceptance but with the cost of having sacrificed what made you interesting in the first place. I believe that this website has made you a bitter and much more cold person and I'm sorry.
At the same time though, I know I have enjoyed talking with you and hanging out with you in the past - and you are a great person to speak with at times, but you wanted an honest evaluation of your personality so I gave it to you. Sorry if that was harsh.
Well, I haven't spoken to you in quite a while - just yesterday was the first time we have spoken in nearly half a year, I believe. Still, based on what I've seen I'll try:
You seem to struggle with maintaining friendships in a confident way - you seem to me sometimes incredulous and uncomfortable with the idea of having lasting friendships and I believe this stems from a number of self esteem issues. To you, it seems like the idea of having a long lasting friend is foreign to you due to the fact that it is something that you have seldom experienced - and I do not mean this in a cruel way. However, I think that in the last year or so you have improved significantly in your ability to have social grace and become better equipped at talking to people outside of the internet. It may have taken you a bit of practice but there's nothing wrong with that! I'm also inclined to believe that you're a pretty book smart person. It seems like you've never had to struggle hard with education and that probably propelled you to become more introverted and also computer smart at a younger age, and as such it isolated you from your peers. I believe that this trend of heavy internet usage pretty much followed you through highschool as that spiral of addiction is hard to stop. However, in recent years you have begun to make new friends and experience things you have yet to experience.
