epic mafia simulator 2: you die irl

deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago

okay i'm going to do another epic mafia simulator

this time we're going for 36 players

if i don't get 36 players i'm going to slowly spiral into depression, drug abuse, and eventually ritualistic suicide

don't let me down buddies. i KNOW i can count on you.

Game Board
if you die in the game, you die in real life
the underdogHE WINS HE FUCKING WON HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA DIE IN REAL LIFE
lesbian supremerooting for you biptchdeath #47
fucking slay queenSIX KILLS THE ABSOLUTE MADMANdeath #46
death #44noavi nolife
death #43
pretty fly for a dead guydeath #42
dead #41illegitimate tutturu salesman
death #40
death #39lecuckleclucklefucked
death #37
death #35i never actually looked at your avatar so i always assumed it was the big nose guy from rugrats
death #34precious innocent baabaa
death #33dying is really stressful.
death #32
death #31
death #30more like awesomeyetdead
death #29god is deadanarchy in sandbox
death #28she was a teenage robot a decade agonow she's just washed upand dead.
death #27die gay young gay onemay the gay touch you with eternal peaceextremely tragic deaththis is so sad!really i just can't believe it...
death #26epic mafia famous
death #25a fucking GHOST
death #24whoops i spilled all this spaghetti all over the place oh geez
dead #23well... this is me
death #22never received his female
death #21epic mafia supericon
death #20he don't come here no more
girthy he was born, and girthy he remains, even unto deathdeath #18
a doom with a viewdeath #17
death #16
death #15
sleep now precious childdeath #14
death #13
iconic in death, as he was in lifedeath#12
death #11
death #10
death #9beep beep meow
death #8amelia bedelia
death #7
death #6stay fresh my friend.actually don't that's kind of grossi don't know why i said that
death #5
death #4roosevelt was a shit president
death #3they killed my butt wife
rly sucks to be you!death #1
moonlightsealabout 8 years ago
And host died. Wheres the saving link :@
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Doomedjellyfishabout 8 years ago
0_o
LesbianPirateabout 8 years ago
i died but at least i took borrach with me
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
it's funny how Blurgh killed herself right after i died
NoAviNoKnowledgeabout 8 years ago
can't believe i actually got 5th
viewabout 8 years ago
the book in borrach's icon is a death note
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
the supreme gentleman lechuck versus psychopathic murderer borrach
Shwartz99about 8 years ago
chuck got 10th place and he never even killed anyone so he wins
Shwartz99about 8 years ago
this is so funny to read through
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
RavensCloak
So is this gonna get a round 2 or not?
idk possibly
we'll see i guess
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
So is this gonna get a round 2 or not?
Shwartz99about 8 years ago
nice
viewabout 8 years ago
love how everyone is every role
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
THEY'RE BOTH DEAD
JELLYFISH WINS
SON OF A BIPTCH
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
Night 8

Borrach thinks of DoomedJellyfish. Borrach wonders if DoomedJellyfish likes chickens.

LesbianPirate, the Tinkerer, prepares to get upset over having been visited.

Day 9

Borrach shoots LesbianPirate. LesbianPirate, the Bomb, explodes with pride at the opportunity to be useful.
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
Two more ticks are added to the mod clique's scoreboard.


it's lesbian vs borrach vs jellyfish
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deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
Night 7

VWXYZ kills NoAvi for being an American. As long as VWXYZ lives, Europe will be remembered.

DoomedJellyfish, the Tinkerer, prepares to get upset over having been visited.

It's a hard night, but night time is when Borrach, the Hooker, makes his money.

LesbianPirate wishes to die, but realizes that she is already dead. This is hell.

Day 8

DoomedJellyfish receives bread! DoomedJellyfish receives bread!

Borrach, the Fool, claims Virgin. Borrach is naked, and receives only shame.

LesbianPirate dies inside a little bit more with every passing second.

VWXYZ attempts to bw clear. VWXYZ is no more.
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
One more tick is added to the mod clique's scoreboard.
Bunners died. That's about it.
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
Night 6

Four cops gather together. Bunners, LesbianPirate and NoAvi discuss the heckiness of the setup. DoomedJellyfish makes gay noises.

Borrach files a joke report against VWXYZ while he waits for daybreak.

Day 7

LesbianPirate dies inside a little bit more with every passing second.

NoAvi spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because he's maf - he just wants attention.

Borrach produces a powerful meme. Borrach is reclassified as a class three hazard.

VWXYZ asks for advice from DoomedJellyfish. DoomedJellyfish asks for VWXYZ to provide nudes.

Bunners overthrows on self as Governer because she really needs to take a dump.
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
OikawuTooru and Firefliest are D E A D. Don't think we really need to update the scoreboard just like that.
Moving on.
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
Day 6

Borrach guilties Firefliest and leads a lynch against him.

VWXYZ claims cop. Bunners, DoomedJellyfish, and LesbianPirate cc. And things only get worse from here...

NoAvi tells everybody that he really has to pee, so it would be nice if we could hurry up.
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
Night 5

NoAvi wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.

It's a hard night, but night time is when Borrach, the Hooker, makes his money.

Bunners actually killed somebody! My god! OikawuTooru's shame will never end, what with being killed by someone like Bunners.

VWXYZ thinks of Firefliest. VWXYZ wonders if Firefliest likes chickens.

It's a hard night, but night time is when LesbianPirate, the Hooker, makes her money.

DoomedJellyfish wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.
NBlumeabout 8 years ago
go lesbianpirate
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deleteddeletedabout 8 years agoedited
8 more ticks are added to the mod clique's scoreboard.