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epic mafia simulator 2: you die irl

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okay i'm going to do another epic mafia simulator

this time we're going for 36 players

if i don't get 36 players i'm going to slowly spiral into depression, drug abuse, and eventually ritualistic suicide

don't let me down buddies. i KNOW i can count on you.

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my condolences to everybody who died already

you will be "missed"
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Another day in Sandbox
Shitposting in sandbox on a perfectly good day of the week, and / or weekend. How pathetic.

WippleStick posts Islander's discord on the forums. Islander self-deletes in fear of further 'doxxing'.

4thNight provides evidence of Volley's wrongdoing. Volley is banned, but the mod clique avenges his death by banning 4thNight as well.

RADRI convinces MisterPresident and AxolotlQ to seek happiness outside of Epic Mafia.

In a strange turn of events, Lucid personally bans NBlume, Gorness, and SirAmelio for not following the Christian faith.

dooze reports LesbianPirate for transphobia. RavensCloak points out that LesbianPirate is trans herself, but dooze holds firm.

jacobkrin receives an anonymous ask questioning his sexuality.

baabaa makes unsavory remarks about DoomedJellyfish's weight.

jingahegami makes numerous references to her upcoming planned suicide, but nobody catches on.

Borrach silently inducts BeepBeepLettuce into the church of Jamal. BeepBeepLettuce is never seen again.

Shwartz99 finds solace in the fact that, though he is European, so are many other people that he hates.

Associate leaves a supportive comment on Seplo's profile.

SinB hosts a Carmen setup in sandbox. SinB grins at his own deviousness.

Jenny makes a post about having downvoted LeChuck.

mssbooklover praises Reddit for the multiple upvotes their shitpost receives.

Firefliest sneakily downvotes a post made by brutal.

YellowPear, banned from Epic Mafia, takes a trip into the mountains to meditate on the meaning of life. YellowPear's IQ decreases.

pagan, moonlightseal, view, Blurgh, awesome, luis4rod, Athena, turningRAY, NoAvi, Bunners, HuskyJiminie, dyke, OikawuTooru, davidlmao, groshu, VWXYZ, and barn all have better things to do than sit on sandbox all day.
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Poop
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let the games begin
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why was i separated from tree, i liked being on a team with tree
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this is the final ultimate super preliminary clique list
if you don't like it you can fellate your own dying old man version of yourself
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there's no option above 48
i gotta redo the list AGAIN because tree decided to give his spot to RavensCloak lol
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make it 64 players
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this is the final final clique list
the epic mafiaing starts... soon
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ok i'll replace hiensou with pagan since hiensou is an alt

also GTAccount is going to get switched out with BeepBeepLettuce because who the heck is GTAccount??? yeah that's what i thought.
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ok me jacob asso and pear is still a pretty op team if you ask me
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:doge:
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fix it
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tbh add me
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we have girthy black dildo in our click 4 sooooo gg wp we win already %groshu
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Continue
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Bruh clique 8 is about to fking destroy everyone
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colorblind says

give us a female


this is how you get labeled as a sex offender
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my clique is valid just get rid of gtaccount and give us a female
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get hiensou out of kpop tainted district
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these are the groupings rn
if you've got complaints, let's hear them
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Yo since you're getting jinga out clique 3 can i go into that space
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alright ma'am
your will is my command
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Shwartz99 says

me, jinga, and asso in clique 3? im ready to kick butt


jane get me off this crazy thing
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sign seplo up