Day 5

OikawuTooru shoots Seplo.

NoAvi fakes an inno on Borrach. Borrach, the Interrogator, is glad to live for another day.

Firefliest lynches Athena for being a suspected Carmen alt.

LesbianPirate compliments the quality of the mafia organization in play.

Bunners votes LeChuck. LeChuck feels the vote is unjust and, being Carmen, decides to leave the game.

DoomedJellyfish asks Blurgh to kill herself. Blurgh obliges, and leaves the game.

VWXYZ is one with the boredom, and the boredom is one with him.

The Anger

The players bicker and succumb to their baser urges as another game ends unsatisfactorily.

brutal wins! Bunners and Seplo then complain about brutal, and he un-wins. And is also site banned.

Firefliest sighs. Firefliest wishes that he had emotions, so that he could utter a deep sigh.

Borrach, Lechuck, VWXYZ, Athena, DoomedJellyfish, NoAvi, LesbianPirate, Blurgh, and OikawuTooru quietly leave and join the next game.

Night 4

For YellowPear, death is the only escape. Killing herself in Epic Mafia is just a small step towards a long rope.

LeChuck, the Silencer, hopes his mafia partners are less useless than he is.

Blurgh and Seplo take the opportunity of a party to discuss ethics in video game journalism.

Bunners's dumb gay butt is ecstatic to be Sidekicked with OikawuTooru, her Epic Mafia supericon.

Athena, VWXYZ, and Borrach kill baabaa.

Firefliest, LesbianPirate, NoAvi and brutal, the quality mafia organization, spend all night bickering due to the presence of a Mastermind.

DoomedJellyfish gives luis4rod a bit of the right stuff.

Day 4

Borrach gently caresses his fabbed bread. This, he thinks, will keep him safe. It's all he needs.

Firefliest makes confused gay noises while OikawuTooru and Seplo converse in heterosexual.

dooze attempts to bw clear. dooze is no more.

brutal proposes to awesome! awesome accepts, and is lynched for being Silencer. awesome only wishes he had gotten a non- role.

Bunners whispers VWXYZ with an urgent message. "Shwarts," she says, "I have come to you from the future to deliver an urgent message."

turningRAY claims virgin as baker for funsies.

SinB asks Blurgh for nudes. Blurgh politely declines, and stabs SinB. SinB is disappointed by the lack of nudes.

YellowPear reclines in her chair, and grins deeply. "Tutturu~!" she says, then laughs.

Athena, the Worf, declares that it is a good day to die.

luis4rod successfully forces nl despite being naked maf.

DoomedJellyfish, baabaa and LesbianPirate almost veg while sharing nudes on discord.

LeChuck claims Tree, then retracts. NoAvi tells LeChuck to go back to Main.

Night 3

baabaa attempts to bread turningRAY, but Borrach steals turningRAY's bread.

dyke was Firefliest's best friend, but today, dyke is just another corpse in a hole.

YellowPear receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because she is in game.

SinB and DoomedJellyfish discuss politics while cheffed. SinB now hates DoomedJellyfish.

LeChuck checks the clock. Playing Epic Mafia at 5 am. If this isn't a justification for suicide, what is?

VWXYZ attempts to bread LesbianPirate, but Seplo steals LesbianPirate's bread.

NoAvi, the Tinkerer, prepares to get upset over having been visited.

dooze considers killing OikawuTooru, but realizes that she cannot kill somebody that she loves.

Jenny masons Athena, the confirmed mafia, but puts 'mismason on luis4rod' in her will. In Jenny's defense, luis4rod is an as shole.

Bunners and Blurgh take the opportunity of a party to discuss ethics in video game journalism.

brutal, the Doctor, successfully saves awesome.

Why you are wasting your time and talent and don't go to make me a fkin sandwich? With a bacon.

Day 3

jingahegami, the Jailer, calls for an nl for jailer, but is lynched for being gator instead.

Borrach's mind is blown.

Bunners receives bread! Bunners receives bread!

Firefliest remains vigilant.

SinB asks for advice from Jenny. Jenny asks for SinB to provide nudes.

baabaa attempts to joint with turningRAY. turningRAY politely declines.

NoAvi is one with the boredom, and the boredom is one with him.

LesbianPirate has a psychotic break. Luckily, she is still able to vote, and thus remains alive.

OikawuTooru tells everybody that he really has to pee, so it would be nice if we could hurry up.

"Watch out, Athena," says dyke, "you're marked for death."

YellowPear considers deeply the finer things in life.

awesome claims Tree, then retracts. Seplo tells awesome to go back to Main.

DoomedJellyfish discusses breasts with VWXYZ.

LeChuck and Blurgh trade insults.

luis4rod attempts to shoot brutal, to no effect. dooze declares asso, but brutal dismisses it as a clerical error.

Night 2

Jenny, YellowPear, Athena and jingahegami, the quality mafia organization, spend all night bickering due to the presence of a Mastermind.

brutal checks the clock. Playing Epic Mafia at 5 am. If this isn't a justification for suicide, what is?

Bunners, Borrach, and OikawuTooru kill pagan.

Firefliest, the Alien, spends all night explaining to his Sidekick, dooze, what an Alien does.

SinB, the Silencer, hopes his mafia partners are less useless than he is.

NoAvi sets their Illu gun to his victim. Revenge from the grave.

turningRAY writes up a manifesto against the mod clique and declares that their reign of terror is over.

It's a hard night, but night time is when baabaa, the Hooker, makes her money.

As much as DoomedJellyfish wills it, death will not come for him tonight.

luis4rod drives a mason onto colorblind, the Cult leader. moonlightseal and RADRI reap the rewards of their grim destiny.

dyke's dumb gay butt is ecstatic to be Sidekicked with awesome, her Epic Mafia supericon.

VWXYZ, the Jailer, and Blurgh, the Gator, sit comfortably in eachothers' cells. This is a peaceful time. It is a time without death.

jacobkrin masons LesbianPirate, the confirmed mafia, but puts 'mismason on Seplo' in his will. In jacobkrin's defense, Seplo is an .

LeChuck writes up a manifesto against the mod clique and declares that their reign of terror is over.

RavensCloak says

What, why 19 people banned?

'banned' just means they're dead in the game
speaking of which....
adios, kid

F

What, why 19 people banned?

Day 2
jacobkrin attempts to bw view. view is clear, but kind of a di ck, so he gets lynched anyway.

YellowPear asks for advice from LeChuck. LeChuck asks for YellowPear to provide nudes.

Borrach asks for advice from brutal. brutal asks for Borrach to provide nudes.

baabaa asks VWXYZ for nudes. VWXYZ posts the chubbiest, and possibly most disappointing member that baabaa has ever seen.

luis4rod makes a racist comment.

DoomedJellyfish decides to let himself veg, but forgets that he has already voted.

SinB claims cop. moonlightseal, dooze, and Athena cc. And things only get worse from here...

Blurgh has a psychotic break. Luckily, she is still able to vote, and thus remains alive.

Seplo discovers the power of love.

NoAvi remains vigilant.

groshu shoots RavensCloak. RavensCloak, the Bomb, explodes with pride at the opportunity to be useful.

OikawuTooru, the Cop, is hooked. OikawuTooru claims Lazy Cop. If only he knew...

LesbianPirate remains vigilant.

jingahegami, the Sniper, shoots Associate. jingahegami resigns herself to being useless for the rest of the game.

dyke successfully forces nl despite being naked maf.

Firefliest spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because he's maf - he just wants attention.

pagan compliments the quality of the mafia organization in play.

awesome screams, "Why is this happening? Why hasn't Lucid deleted the internet yet?"

turningRAY waits until the very last second of autokick to vote.

colorblind waits until the very last second of autokick to vote.

Jenny reclines in her chair, and grins deeply. "Tutturu~!" she says, then laughs.

Bunners, the Lazy Cop, does not receive a report.

RADRI gently caresses his fabbed bread. This, he thinks, will keep him safe. It's all he needs.

Blurgh says

Why is https bad?

bc lucid broke it probably. it's just an imgur problem i think

Night 1 - continued
groshu, dyke, Blurgh, and awesome meet as Jailers. They say nothing.

dooze writes up a manifesto against the mod clique and declares that their reign of terror is over.

RavensCloak throws a party. Nobody speaks. RavensCloak curses the existence of his role.

luis4rod wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.

brutal's dumb gay butt is ecstatic to be Sidekicked with YellowPear, his Epic Mafia supericon.

mssbooklover, the Penguin, just wanted to noot. Unfortunately, she did not count on Seplo being an irritable old woman with an instagib rifle.

Night 1

LeChuck receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because he is in game.

Jenny's dumb gay butt is ecstatic to be Sidekicked with pagan, her Epic Mafia supericon.

During the night, two penguins meet. colorblind and turningRAY's destinies, and genitals, are forever intertwined.

During the night, two penguins meet. Associate and jacobkrin's destinies, and genitals, are forever intertwined.

LesbianPirate sets their Illu gun to her victim. Revenge from the grave.

moonlightseal realizes that he forgot to mute music. moonlightseal savors the melody for a few seconds, considers leaving it on, then mutes it.

NoAvi and Firefliest tell eachother their roles over discord.

Bunners, the Fiddler, fiddles her diddle until she spiddles.

Athena and RADRI may not share alignments, but they do share the boredom of waiting for a night veg.

OikawuTooru accidentally clicks Paper instead of Rock, and thus destroys Shwartz99 - and the friendship they once shared.

Borrach, the Fiddler, fiddles his diddle until he spiddles.

jingahegami receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because she is in game.

DoomedJellyfish, the Alien, spends all night explaining to his Sidekick, baabaa, what an Alien does.

WippleStick, barn, HuskyJiminie congregate upon SinB with murderous intent. SinB is granny. Checkmate, ageists.

view receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because he is in game.

VWXYZ is hit during the night, and becomes a traitor.

Why is https bad?

you forgot to delete the s in https

these are really good lines

Nuhh smoking is gross :(

Day 1 - continued (2000 character limit lmao)
jacobkrin, the Fool, claims Virgin. jacobkrin is naked, and receives only shame.

awesome is one with the boredom, and the boredom is one with him.

Bunners makes a racist comment.

SupBros attempts to vote at the very last second of kick, but lags, and is thus kicked.

NoAvi attempts to bw davidlmao. davidlmao is clear, but kind of a d ick, so he gets lynched anyway.

WippleStick reclines in his chair, and grins deeply. "Tutturu~!" he says, then laughs.

LesbianPirate can't take it anymore. LesbianPirate takes another drag of a cigarette.

view takes a gentle sip of a cold brew and wishes everybody would shut up and nl.

Firefliest nls.

mssbooklover rambles about the biological destiny of all females to serve under the white man.

RADRI tells everybody that he really has to pee, so it would be nice if we could hurry up.

dooze gently caresses her fabbed bread. This, she thinks, will keep her safe. It's all she needs.

Borrach discusses breasts with HuskyJiminie.

YellowPear, the Bomb, softclaims Cop.

colorblind can't take it - he can feel the cold hand of death crawling up his spine.

Day 1
luis4rod is shot, but survives thanks to his trusty vest.

DoomedJellyfish's mind is blown.

"All anime avis will be shot," declares LeChuck. Henceforth, LeChuck loses his gun privileges.

RavensCloak nls.

brutal's horizons are expanded through learning.

Associate tells everybody that he really has to pee, so it would be nice if we could hurry up.

Shwartz99's horizons are expanded through learning.

Jenny considers deeply the finer things in life.

"All anime avis will be shot," declares jingahegami. Henceforth, jingahegami loses her gun privileges.

Athena discusses breasts with pagan.

moonlightseal receives bread! moonlightseal receives bread!

groshu uses his Agent powers to bully Seplo with dab emotes.

OikawuTooru outs with a guilty on SinB. SinB, the Epic Mafia icon, manages to secure an nl with the help of his fans.

VWXYZ gently caresses his fabbed bread. This, he thinks, will keep him safe. It's all he needs.

turningRAY nls.

baabaa states that she likes chickens. barn declares that he also likes chickens. A friendship is born.

dyke is one with the boredom, and the boredom is one with her.

Blurgh can't take it anymore. Blurgh takes another drag of a cigarette.