Understanding Women

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Hypothetically, if you were texting a girl you love and she was being down on herself, so you try to flatter her and shower her with compliments, and then she responds with "No, I'm not any of those things, you need to stop"

What, hypothetically, the f.uck just happened?

thecolonelover 9 years ago
Women are w.h.o.r.e.s. all of them are w.h.o.r.e.s.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Harrold
Find yourself a nice Gen X woman mate.
I honestly want to be single for a while. Sorry for blowing up on you, you didn't deserve that. I was pretty wounded.
Harroldover 9 years ago
Find yourself a nice Gen X woman mate.
thecolonelover 9 years ago
her what?
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
This post is a statement to the universe that I was just too gosh danged stupid to consider that she might be on her period.
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Tatamiover 9 years ago
Dump the 3dpd and get yourself a waifu.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Tatami
bruh
http://www.ebay.com/sch/daikamakura
I don't get the joke.
Tatamiover 9 years ago
bruh
http://www.ebay.com/sch/daikamakura
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Antidoteover 9 years ago
Tell us your troubles sonseray
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
It's a new problem now!
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Ask her if she asked you to stop as she does not believe those things are true about herself. If she responds with that not being the reason you have no chance.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Also yoyo is a savage
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
My girlfriend wants to watch a movie tonight and i hate movies. Fml
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
saddddddddddd
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
No we seem to have a problem like every other day so that would add up.

Logically I should just dump her and date this other girl I know would appreciate me, but she has claws in my heart :(
vildenover 9 years ago
Does she know you're an epicmafia trophy winner?
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vildenover 9 years ago
You try buying her flowers??
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
vilden
BRUH
bruh
vildenover 9 years ago
BRUH
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I know she doesn't love me the way I love her, I should probably just break up with her and stop wasting my time, huh
b0otyover 9 years ago
There is no understanding women.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Sigh.
yoyo200900over 9 years agoedited
elephantasm
It's hilarious you can DREAM of calling MIST of all people "condescending and horrible"
i don't know why you find that hilarious, maybe you haven't read mist's condescending and horrible posts that she made


elephantasm
in the same note as you totally UNABASHEDLY scorn people who have views conflicting with yours that you probably haven't even bothered to LOOK INTO ANYWAY and have no right to talk about, especially since they aren't even hurting anyone,
i don't know what you're referring to here, can you reference any instances where i have scorned a person with a view that conflicts mine that i probably haven't even bothered to LOOK INTO ANYWAY and have no right to talk about

elephantasm
and mist doesn't get mad at people not hurting anyone.
no but she does make condescending and horrible posts that are targeted at specific, and groups of, people that are not hurting anyone
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
it took me maybe a few minutes at most and I mean he cares enough about people's opinions to post on the forums and say that in epicmafia specifically, aka the place you can be an a-hole and often be applauded for it rather than shunned.

Thanks for the tip though. (And you're right that I don't think my post is actually going to make a difference to him specifically, and possibly won't to anyone but me.)
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
I don't think you realize that yoyo doesn't give a sh!t about your opinion elephant, or literally anyone else's on this site, which is why he successfully manages to people off

You spending however much of your time to type that post is a win to yoyo
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