Chronic & Crunk



REBORN: 12/8/2017 11:28pm

۩ Don't talk about Chronic & Crunk, or how it got #1 again in 12 days, unless you know about the Shrooms.

۩ Don't do Chronic when Granny Takes You To Church, but do as much as you like every-time JFK dies.

۩ If you're gonna make it rain, send money to geordie our vogue model.

۩ Chronic actually stands for Mafia Chronicles, drugs, and the gigantic pain in the neck we are to you. Mafia is a drinking game, come get Crunk with us.

۩ Any time you are in a game with Shivv, remind him that the 5 families loves him, and that the five guys who play on the MafiaGod account all equally feel the same about him.

۩ Don't cheat. Be prepared to give a detailed reason for the actions you have committed to. Don't put up with things that are not fair. This is a family where we enjoy each other's company. This is not a mod team and families are not meant to be or reflect one either, but we do support the mods. Stand up for your liberty. Stand up for those who need it. MafiaGod has reserved the right to judge his own family members as cheaters or not cheaters, to keep them or not keep them and clear their names before the community, because MafiaGod's judgement is sovereign yet flawed at times over everyone else's in this matter. MG however will hold you to the rules.

۩ +K everyone in Chronic & Crunk. It affects the family's score. Kudo family members, just in case they actually get it. Remind them to kudo you.

۩ Men: Be polite to the ladies in Chronic; Ladies: call the Men in Chronic cute annoying names. Be creative! (Like slugger, champ, mahnkeybutr, and daddykins.)

۩ Be a great player. Rely on whatever helps you win. Be as cunning as foxes and ferocious as wolves. Do not copy & paste or AtE (too often). Hide your bubble. Think and reread before you vote. Keep the trade secrets about how you win games to yourself. Don't teach others the method to your maddness.

۩ Continue to boldly create new ideas for EpicMafia, try to best that one guy who created Carbon 14 Dawnstart.

۩ Having an avatar and a good name is ideal! (We don't support no avi policy lynch. All no avis are not new players)

۩ I prefer to add people to families who have one cool name without numbers & more than 75,000 pts, because then I know that you are a bit more dedicated. If I made exceptions you were a good enough or polite enough player.

۩ Leave the last game in the last game. A booted mod is a mod no more, welcome them back into the fold.

۩ asdfghjkl;' = Code for I am so bored with this game I am sniffing cocaine off my keyboard right now. GSABD.

۩ Support members running for mod. & mentor. Be a report troll. Mods can suck at modding. Have substantial evidence to present, hold them accountable. Remind them they have left their original calling and now betray us all on a regular basis.

۩ Don't N1 family members unless you know they don't mind. Host kill all you want.


Slogans & Quotes :: When the uniformed majority got informed, the informed minority said, "YOLO!"

"Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than government. It is almost the equality of family." – Don Vito

Mission Statement :: Mafia Chronicles exists to aid & abed Epic Mafia to become the best game that it can be. We do this through 1.) our swag game playing abilities, 2.) creating new ideas or supporting great ideas that help better the players, & 3.) teaching new players how to play or older players how to play better.

Chronic & Crunk Players :: SuperNova –343,776; Sinek8 –342,171; MafiaGod –317,784; Antidote –295,977; Diabolik–276,232; betmen –266,453; xPooky–241,715; apeescaper–238,504; LIoyd –188,837; payamcf–188,126; meg–187,357; D3xTr0m3th0rph4n –174,295; Died–156,197; JM123–144,490; tannyboi–104,932;

Our Thing

  1. Everyone kudo everyone in this family with all your accounts.
  2. Add the following Skype/Discord:
  3. Once you join the chat, tell us what rules you want to keep and get rid of.
  4. Join Chronic & Crunk Lobbies to become mods in them.

Last Recorded Stats 2/27/2019

Score: 5,246,483 Karma: 2,893 Kudo: 838



First family to make 5 million points. 2/9/2019 Score: 5,050,595 Karma: 2,773 Kudo: 817

deletedover 9 years
Just pm me when you see this.
deletedover 9 years
I'm in need of a family and I would love if I can be a part of this one?
deletedover 9 years
Hope you all had a merry Christmas!! :*
over 9 years
It's so much sad to see jealous people, cause they can't be in the best family of EM. :)
deletedover 9 years
You do realize nobody gives a damn about what you have to say right soda?
over 9 years
another cheater joins the family who all is surprised???
over 9 years
<3 you all! I'm a chronic at heart.
over 9 years
aw i make it my goal to skyrocket past caels and a week later she's gone LOL *back to 2nd least points*
deletedover 9 years
hi u hit 2,000,000!
over 9 years
et téléphone maison?
over 9 years
push for 2 000 000 is real!
over 9 years
Things to do 1) Find a GF 2) Be in Love 3) Create a family 4) Live and die 5) Finish the last page of the translation
over 9 years
In other news Artemisia & Jacob97 won the Chronic competition and received 1st & 2nd place games from me.
deletedover 9 years
And for the fifteenth member of the group, they choose Happy0wns (a former cheater) over payamcf (no cases of cheating). Maybe if you cheat, they'll accept you, payam.
over 9 years
obviously I would suggest myself lol. But well you're full now so nvm.
over 9 years
Hey if you're willing i'm willing to let some past bygones be bygones and join the fam :3, totally up to you lol
over 9 years
Yeah I have a suggestion.
over 9 years
I need to be here
over 9 years
A new version of a setup I made, I didn't tested it, but you could give your opinion on it ;)
over 9 years
Why that?
over 9 years
My flowers are beauriful
over 9 years
Thanks for tokens! Also fear the power of the dark side! :D
over 9 years
Alliance accepted.
over 9 years
Psst... Hai guys<3