I AM THE GREAT PARLAYY PLAYER ON THIS WHOLE SITE OF EPIC MAFIA DOT COM AND ALL OF YOU NEED TO IMMEDIATELY SELFVOTE AND GIVE ME HAMMER SO I CAN LYNCH THE MAFIA

IF YOU CAME TO MY PROFILE TO SEE IF THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN GUISE TEST ME WITH, KNOW THIS: I AM LITERALLY CLEAR AND YOU CAN SELFVOTE OR I WILL GET YOU LYNCHED

NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT MECHANICS THAN ME AND I AM ACTUALLY THE BEST PLAYER ON THIS SITE

ONE TIME MY COUSIN WAS JEALOUS OF ME WHEN I WAS 15 BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND HAD BIG BOOBS

YOU WILL BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF MY GREATNESS

LOOK AT MY GREATNESS AND WEEP FOR YOU ARE UNWORTHY: https://epicmafia.com/game/5362299/review

I WIN TROPHIES EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE THINK IT IS FUNNY TO MISLYNCH ME WHEN THEY KNOW I AM TOWN WELL PLAYING AGAINST YOUR WIN CONDITION IS NOT FUNNY AND I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING

IF YOU GAMETHROW, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING

IF YOU CHEAT, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING

IF YOU OGI, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING

IF YOU MISHAMMER, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING

IF YOU LYNCH ME, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING

IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME HAMMER, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING

IF YOU SAY SOMETHING RUDE TO ME I WILL REPORT YOU FOR HARASSMENT

THAT LAST LINE WAS A RXN TEST, I WILL REPORT YOU FOR GAMETHROWING