Epicmafia

thecynic

100

Never knew bopness

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Friends (298)

Questions

anonymousover 11 years

u suk man u troolie do

troolie dooblie doo

anonymousover 11 years

Where is Carmen SanDiego? Who the !@#$ is Waldo?

yes

anonymousover 11 years

suck my tiny pens

how many pens do you have?

deletedalmost 12 years

If beer had sex with cocaine, and you drank the offspring, you would not be a/the cynic anymore. Question mark.

False, it was the crack lsd's offspring that brought me to this point. Beer and cokes offspring would barely give me hiccups.

Kalvon

almost 12 years

How legit is it bro?

If being legit is like titanic, then it's legit as helicopter

Achievements

20 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

19 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

2 / 10

Villager

Scumhunter

1 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

Created Setups

Setup 668730

Setup 667746

Polarlight

over 13 years

I see you published a book while I was sleeping.
Please remind me to read it later on, when I'm not in a state of confusion and disorientedness because I just woke up ^_^.
On the other hand, perhaps I should read it now, post an even more immense reply (several chapters) so you get the same feeling when YOU wake up!

Polarlight

over 13 years

Well, as you might know, every evil corporation needs one frontman and - as you already mentioned - a strong person pulling the strings. I wanted you to think you were manipulating me into doing things for you, but actually I did that work to make sure you think YOU'RE the puppet master (also mentioned by you), so that the frontman seems confident and like a real leader. Another reason why this is perfect is cause I'll stay hidden once the cops bust us. You're the leader, the cause and everything else. You take the fall, I run off to a tropical Island with the money we made.

Polarlight

over 13 years

http://wiki.epicmafia.com/index.php?title=Fool
YOU SEEE
now it's even more clear that I'm the real brains of our operation. And the leader.

MizzuzSpock

over 13 years

I AM SO UPSET. I JUST GET ON AND I'M SPECCING YOU AND MANWICH AND YOU'RE BOTH ALL WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER AND SHIT ABOUT HOW THIS IS YOUR LAST GAME. Heart = broken.

SpiderBoom

over 13 years

+4k you are effing smart and you helped town when they were being fucking morons.

deletedover 13 years

broham i am on, We need to whoop some noavi ass

deletedover 13 years

i am glad you look at your page... imma just sitting here you know speccin and shit

deletedover 13 years

i see you and mizz... wait for me

deletedover 13 years

you still here?

deletedover 13 years

This Server.... Its a very shitty server

deletedover 13 years

you still playin?

deletedover 13 years

Are you scared now cynic??? Don't go to ranked! LMFAO

graedius

over 13 years

-k for being the worst scumhunter on the planet. Don't let me catch you in rank. EVER.

Ibazy

over 13 years

Thank you<3

ACynicalPerson

over 13 years

Uh oh. Still speccing you. Alright, so millers also show up as guilty in (normal) cop reports. They never show up as inno.

ACynicalPerson

over 13 years

Currently speccing you, and it's KILLING ME (harhar) that I can't tell you this from the Graveyard, but millers only show up as mafia if they're lynched :D If they're shot by vig or killed by mafia at night, they show up in their cute little green shirts. (Jaykay, their shirts aren't cute. They're of the puke-worthy variety.)

ACynicalPerson

over 13 years

OLD PERSON.

deletedover 13 years

Poke <3

deletedover 13 years

we are just creating ... waiting for them to fill ... we will wait for you

MizzuzSpock

over 13 years

CYNIC. I KEEP MISSING YOU. IF I DO NOT GET TO PLAY WITH YOU TONIGHT, I WILL CRY. </3