answer: fck you
happy birthday: thank you

your foolish overconfidence will be your downfall

i'll leave you alone and stop stalking you once you let me win the poke war

i only come here to return pokes

hey, you're the one who's supposed to be the menace. and tbh i didn't make most of those, i just found them on google

youre scary

possibly

considering you're doing hurtful things to stitch and he's supposedly enjoying it do i want to know what kind of relationship you two have

don't just defend abusive relationships by calling it a way of showing affection

wtf you're not his owner don't insult stitch like that. ohana means family not fkcing slavery

no, stitch is the king

eh, that's fair. but accidental roasts are only half as good. kinda like how you're only a half-rate user

even if urban dictionary is dismissed as an unreliable source there's no denying the fact that you tried to roast me and ended up calling me a naruto character gg

gross i'm not watching old league vids just to look for a word that probably doesn't exist in that context. if the only reference either of us could find to it was in an unidentified video it's probably not a real word so therefore you complimented me and i win

source pls the only other meanings i can find for danzo are a naruto character and a form of the verb to dance in a few languages

i've gotta change mine !! i've had mine forever

imagine being so desperate that you respond to a roast with a compliment

nah jk man youre cool

because youre me, silly

adorable bio !!

oops that was rather inconsiderate of me. sorry for assuming that you knew 12 girls in the first place and triggering you by reminding you of your own crippling loneliness