Epicmafia

Gerry

A soothing song that calms your heart like the moon's reflection on water

Chicago

married to

Mori

part of

the DUFFS

family

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I haven't tried in an epicmafia game in about 2 years. Let me troll in peace plz.

"It is like you live in africa, decide to go to the north pole, but you start drinking water with ice and you like it. And there is plenty of ice and water around..." - xxerox

5,000,000th

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Friends (363)

Questions

anonymousabout 8 years

hi gerry this is star but happy late birthday oops i missed it. now go use your mod powers to figure out who wrote this :3

thanks!! :)

freakiepoh

over 8 years

Do you still remember me, Gerry :(?

OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

deletedover 8 years

hi gerry ;)

#FreeGerryBoat

anonymousover 8 years

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

same

Mori

over 8 years

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway

thank you for this information. I will remember it for the rest of my life.

Achievements

30 / 30

Janitor

Oxyclean

25 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

25 / 25

Lawyer

Objection!

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

20 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

Created Setups

Guns & Hookers Deluxe™ played 146 times

Armed & Santacted played 47 times

Don't Lose Yo Santa (DLYS) played 23 times

DUFFS Cry n... oh played 17 times

Don't Lose Yo Santa (DLYS) played 15 times

Pass That Dutch played 9 times

Basic Variant (Dawnstart) played 8 times

Law & Order: SVU played 6 times

Drunk Sex played 2 times

President Trump: MEGA

deletedalmost 9 years

our photoshoot is cute

deletedalmost 9 years

Thanks man!

Body

almost 9 years

Thank you so much buddy! :3

papuito

almost 9 years

Gerry the war was tough but its finally over :) btw always nice to come back and see your friend has become the best player on epicmafia

Awnyy

almost 9 years

kitty tears all over my fur ;-;

deletedalmost 9 years

I have questions and issues.

deletedalmost 9 years

+k!!!!!

rvpp

almost 9 years

+k for being a solid all round bloke

athena

almost 9 years

+k!!!!!

krystal

almost 9 years

My song that i wrote for gerry

his name is gerry
he does it for free
he likes to report me
and has a small pee pee

xSoniaNeverMindx

almost 9 years

My favourite game is any game with out you in it :3

Chitose

almost 9 years

Was an inside joke

Winterz

almost 9 years

+k back =) thank you! cool profile btw

deletedalmost 9 years

hey mentor

deletedalmost 9 years

hi mentor. you're p cool yourself.

deletedalmost 9 years

I will return when I have reached 2000 points. Really good plays though, very impressive. I have much to learn.

JeffreyAaron

almost 9 years

Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want."
The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!" The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!" The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."
The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"

leo

about 9 years

I’m coming home
tell the World I’m coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes
I’m coming home, I’m coming home
tell the World I’m coming

(not until next year probably)

deletedabout 9 years

Thank you for keeping the reports section clean. You're like an entire maid service. Like if they were on crack. And instantly cleaned .

deletedabout 9 years

My anus also began crying.