Kick me if you are jealous that I am better than you at EM. You can make a fake excuse up if you want to.

Some indisputable points:

1). Arianna, I am the true all-star of vivor.

2). Krista, I am retired from survivor lobby. PoD is afraid of me beating his vivor buddies anyways. He keeps me out of his games because of it.

3). PoD can also stand for Phobia of Defeatingmyvivorbuddies

4). Out of everything on this website, noavis are the worst. Fact.

5). Any mod that tries to use this bio against me deserves to have all of their "powers" stripped away.

6). If somebody else claims to be me, it is a lie unless I admit it on this account.

7). I have been cleaning this website for the past few years. You are welcome.

8). If any of you are wondering why I got banned, I will let you know. The mods think I am a user that was banned years months ago (in other words, even if that person is me, the violations would have expired anyways).

9). This screenshot perfectly summarizes a lot of irrational hatred towards me. This was in response to someone asking why I get kicked: http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/14/43/84/79/screen10.png

10). If you want somebody to get an x-rated content vio without them actually doing something wrong, file a report and use the screenshot from this report: https://epicmafia.com/report/141051

11). "Funer": http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/14/43/84/79/screen12.png

12). I have been playing this game since 2012. I was on and off of this website for 2015 and 2016. This account was made in 2014. This is my main account. I don't use any other accounts. The reason why I don't use my original main is because I kind of regret the way I acted on it. I was a jerk that would just insult people for no reason.

13). Pie chart does not reflect how good you are in the game. I could have easily had a 7,000,000 wins and 0 losses pie chart (0 suis too), but I want to prove that you can still be the best of all time with a sub-par pie chart. Only morons care about the pie chart.

14). Kagerrou's favorite drink: http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/14/43/84/79/screen16.png

15). It doesn't matter if your avi is properly cropped or not. I have this avatar to prove that nearly anything could be an avi, so there is no good reason to be a noavi.

16). It is not clever when you kind of manipulate the noavi logo (or whatever you want to call it). If you rotate it, add color to it, or do anything like that, you are still noavi scum. You are also a noavi if you use the old noavi logo. You are just going out of your way to make it look like you are proud of being noavi scum. Instead of trying to find loopholes, just get an avi.

17). The karma system is completely stupid and should be removed.

18). "TheGameGuy is the only person on this entire website that suis": http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/14/43/84/79/screen28.png

19). If you need somebody to recommend a good show to marathon, come to me. I am the best.

20). If you need somebody to recommend good music to listen to, come to me. I am the best.

21). "I don't know who you are, but I want you kicked"- Pixie123: http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/14/43/84/79/screen43.png and http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/14/43/84/79/screen42.png

22). I am the best at EpicMafia.

23). Not only am I the best at EpicMafia, but I am also the best Battle Snakes player of all time. Need proof? Here it is: http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/14/43/84/79/screen48.png

24). I guess I sui and GT every game: http://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/14/43/84/79/screen49.png

25). Every now and then, I purposely leave a grammatical error. Those are Easter Eggs. Find all of them, unscramble them, and you will be very satisfied with what you discover.

26). Every now and then, a host gets a free kick. You're welcome.

27). Script kicks are dishonorable, and people who use them to kick me are still jealous.

28). Due to the fact that I am the best of all time, I can't be jealous of anyone being better than me. That is because there is nobody better than me, and I am the indisputable best player on this site.

29). Anyone who claims to be better than me at EM is a liar.

30). GO PACK GO!!!!!!!!