Shwartz99

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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
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  • :fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg:
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Stickers

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Questions

almost 6 years
you will never win this poke war
???
about 6 years
Users above and below in asks are mega gay
er this doesnt include the answerer does it
anonymousover 6 years
Remember when custom lobbies were a thing? Apparently you do xD
Yep I've always wanted one
anonymousabout 7 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
deletedover 7 years
how are you so pro
Being "pro" is relative. Quite simply, all you need to do is make everyone else not pro.

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
10 / 10Death Row
18 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
over 6 years
wow +k for flirting with me
over 6 years
golly gosh
over 6 years
How dare you
over 6 years
STOP IT, YOU'LL LOSE ANYWAY!
over 6 years
I went to your profile to see your new avi but then I realized I never +k'ed you

+k for not being jingahegami!
over 6 years
You have been blessed by Natacha
(∩^o^)⊃━☆゜.*・。゚゜.*・。゚゜.*・。
deletedalmost 7 years
please help make a script that ranks all EM users by number of profile views
almost 7 years
+k!!
almost 7 years
+k shwartzie
almost 7 years
hi, im visiting your profile :D
almost 7 years
+k hey dad
almost 7 years
+k proud of u for counting to 3
almost 7 years
n1 shwartz99
almost 7 years
Hm, it looks like that file might've been a virus. Instead of cooking up trouble, try cooking up a Beet-Pickled Deviled Eggs: http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-beet-pickled-deviled-eggs-151550
almost 7 years
Hm, it looks like that file might've been a virus. Instead of cooking up trouble, try cooking up a Beet-Pickled Deviled Eggs: http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-beet-pickled-deviled-eggs-151550
almost 7 years
sick profile
almost 7 years
Mike says there are "no stakes."

But with Dunkin Donuts' new Steak and Egg sandwich, you might not be so quick to judge. Served on a toasty onion bagel, this hearty meal starts your day off right... at any time!
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almost 7 years
+k obedient
almost 7 years
great lord shwartz, the ultimate merc, +k for services
almost 7 years
+k for 40 minute game