Shwartz99

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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
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  • :fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg:
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Questions

almost 6 years
you will never win this poke war
???
about 6 years
Users above and below in asks are mega gay
er this doesnt include the answerer does it
anonymousover 6 years
Remember when custom lobbies were a thing? Apparently you do xD
Yep I've always wanted one
anonymousabout 7 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
deletedover 7 years
how are you so pro
Being "pro" is relative. Quite simply, all you need to do is make everyone else not pro.

Achievements

8 / 10Scumhunter
7 / 20Do No Harm
6 / 25Eye of the Beholder
4 / 15Walker Texas Ranger
3 / 15Psycho-analyst!
almost 7 years
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about 7 years
your profile scared the heck out of me i thought a game was starting and i jumped
about 7 years
+K because you're smart and made me gif avis <3
deletedabout 7 years
-pokes but it's on your profile instead-
about 7 years
-pokes but it's on your profile instead-
about 7 years
stop gettin me hot n bothered
about 7 years
The Church hath Spoken.
about 7 years
eat my shwartz
about 7 years
wait why is my alt eunhae on that list
about 7 years
THE TIME HAS COME.
Soon.
about 7 years
what upppppppp
about 7 years
+k 4 peace
about 7 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE.

THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
about 7 years
good meme
about 7 years
I got pranked
about 7 years
woah since when were you a mod
about 7 years
Aww thank you.

Yeah, not many people from 2014-2015 play anymore, which sucks because they were all really nice...

Also, idk why I haven't karma'd you yet o:

+Karma.
about 7 years
I'm alive-ish... I don't play much anymore though D:

How are you?? :)
deletedabout 7 years
+k for good sport
over 7 years
+k always a pleasure to play with :)