Shamu

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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

Stickers

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Questions

anonymousalmost 8 years
is elise the best friend ever?
[9/16/2016 3:44:42 PM]: W-will you still be my best friend [9/16/2016 3:44:50 PM]: no
anonymousalmost 8 years
how've you been?
Pretty good you?
almost 8 years
Can you go the distance?
I CAN? go the distance!
almost 8 years
Shamu is 10/10 troll mentor with two noavis as mentees. Truly a shampiun.
Shampiun :doge: (I can't refute any of your claims either)
anonymousalmost 8 years
you really are a rude person though. Being a mentor and mod, you really ought to try and be nice to people. Don't you agree?
I give respect to people who deserve to be respected. I take time to mentor and mod, if you have an issue with that it's fine. However if people are going to use their time to insult me for what? Why should I be nice to someone who doesn't deserve it?

Achievements

11 / 30Oxyclean
9 / 15New Sheriff in Town
8 / 25Eye of the Beholder
7 / 10I'm Towntelling!
7 / 25Objection!

Created Setups

almost 6 years
hi ex toilet mod. ur mom g h e y
about 6 years
hi there, big fan!
over 6 years
hi there, big fan!
over 6 years
beautiful
almost 7 years
aight.
almost 7 years
throwback to SHIT I ROLLED SNIPER
almost 7 years
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
almost 7 years
almost 7 years
im wet
about 7 years
hey! nice cat drawing pic !! cool !! 1 !
about 7 years
Hello dust, i found you HUEHUEHUEHUE
deletedabout 7 years
why is ur leash a noose you silly goose
about 7 years
haiiii shamuuuuuuuuuu *re!arded screaming*
over 7 years
Shamu? More like Shamoose...
over 7 years
ayyyyyy
over 7 years
Just dropped in to say hi ig
over 7 years
i miss you
over 7 years
#freehimforhope
over 7 years
#freehim
over 7 years
but i didnt even get to use your signature shampu