MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

about 10 years
New York. Rush hour. Drake taps his thumbs on the steering wheel as he sits in traffic. He doesn't mind waiting. He's waited his whole life.
Will you wait for me until the leaves fall? Will you wait for me even when waiting doesn't seem worth it at all?
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u cant leave me no
Sometimes, in order to go one step forward, you must take two steps back. But I will always be with you.
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Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads. "Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"
At boarding school for the next 3 months...welp. Also pls I gave this ask to berri stop being such a cheap knockoff.
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if you were granted a free vacation where would you go and who would you bring with you?
I'd probably go somewhere in Europe! Greece seems pretty interesting, so I'd probably go there. Aaaaaaaand I'd bring my sister and probably my 4 closest friends IRL.
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A hotel. Despite entering the WiFi password, "Unable to establish a connection" flashes up on Drake's laptop. He sighs. "Story of my life."
"Strange times are here," Dan Auerbach sings on Drake's iTunes playlist entitled "How to Get Over Lost Love". "Dry your tears," Drake whispers to himself. They continue flowing anyway.

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over 10 years
You the hella cute one
over 10 years
returned!!! :D
over 10 years
You passed my test, MasterCthulhu. You're blessed.
over 10 years
+ks back ur the best!!!
over 10 years
+k for being awesome
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+K for being so rad B)
over 10 years
wow excuse u i +k'ed you a long time ago ;_ ;
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+k for the worst role <3 (jk ilu)
over 10 years
but thats u??? i gave u a +k also but a bit ago RIP <3 ily
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+k'd back u2pro
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Yes im sure its not a moustache walrus.

I did +k you already though
over 10 years
+k best ever in the world
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+K best ever in the world
over 10 years
i ended my visit to ranked a few months ago lel
over 10 years
Well, yeah, but I put "pretty much any derivative of Travis" so that somewhat counts, I think, Idk
over 10 years
don't judge me for my life choices ;_ ;
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b l e s s r i n g a b e l l
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Angus
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I'm above dapower in your friend list clearly I am supreme