So I may or may not be an androgynous hat.

I may also be a reference that you appreciate. If that's true, good for you.

You may be stumbling upon this page based on my excellent/reprehensible mafia playing. If excellent: Wonderful, glad to see that I'm doing well! If reprehensible: Too fucking bad.

Enjoy life. Or death if I just killed you.

Sorry about that. C'est la vie.