seinfeld slashfic

Peach's profile went from "Hi.... I'm Peach" to "Your bf calls me mommy too"

*kiss*

you may have won the fruit battle, but the war wages on..

hillo

stay golden peach

vio u are the sweetest of all fruits ily <33

hehaaaaaaaaa

You're the type of white girl from the east coast I'd put on a leash and feed kibble to while I have a latino dominatrix whip you into lustful, animalistic submission before my enemies. Cucking them to the fullest of possible extent and making sure they watch every second of it without a drop of sexual release. Only after I've captured and uploaded the video of this whole event and humiliated my enemies will I release you back into the tundra from which you came, Peach. You magnificent creature, may you one day don the leather again.

Glute hoarder

thank u for the lovely compliment

wish i got a dumb comment to stare at lol

stared at my screen for 3 hours. still dont know wtf that comment means

is it really true peach?

Are you Croned? I think you are Croned. Did you change your name? Because I don't know anyone named peach, but I'm pretty sure I've seen you before.

wow an em celeb.

hi r u peach?

demod peach

peachy pie!