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Competitive

Lolol

Stickers

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Questions

over 11 years
What happened to your run?
died.
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ok i wont
good gays gone bad
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its me im the friend
dude, im gay too but dont tell people, this is a huge secret
over 11 years
my friend wants 2 date u
who is that friend :O
over 11 years
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!~
~hnnng~ :3

Achievements

2 / 15New Sheriff in Town
2 / 10I'm Batman.
1 / 10Death Row
1 / 10Ultimate Sacrifice
1 / 20Eyewitness

Created Setups

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akon - lonely
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1-800-HOTLINE-LING
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I NO LONGER NEED MY BODY PILLOWS AS I AM NOW IN A LOVING COMMITED RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN WHOM I LOVE WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND BEING. SHE IS VERY PRETTY IN HER PICTURES SO I DO NOT WANT HER TO FEEL JEALOUS OF MY PILLOWS WHEN WE MEET. THEY ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
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ling 8mon 16d +1
ive been snug and warm lately
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this was on the company page
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Trippy was born on a cold beach somewhere in northern europe. From an early age he was exposed to beautiful skinnydipping scandinavian women and rnb-music on wack boomblasters, influences you can still hear in his music today. And the charming young tortoise quickly became a true ladies turtle.

One warm summer night in the middle of mating season, Trippy was caught in a fishing net and came aboard a fishing boat from Jersey. Talking his way out of becoming a part of today’s stew, he became friends with the crazy chef Molly which fed him with all sorts of crazy things for her entertainment. It is widely believed that this caused the trippyness of young Trippy.

After many weeks, the fishing boat arrived in Jersey and our hero started his long journey to the other side of the street. On his journey he met many other cool party-animals and together they formed the infamous gang “FoFoFadi Foodchain”.
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mura masa is god tier i'm tellin you
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we can do this hold up
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You assumed I negged you? I have never negged anyone this entire time I have played mafia and it had to be me? You douchebag, I was the one laughing at the end of the game (and throughout). I might neg you now just to prove how much of a douchebag you are.
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I'm not really here. Just to procrastinate doing house stuff.
about 9 years
what did i just read
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i was going to ask sarah to say hi ling after the show when she was taking pictures but my uber came so i left, giraffage/lido next month tho =D
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You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of gentlemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth.
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i actually hate him
about 9 years
she didnt accept my skype request its over
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dude your song is really good
about 9 years
so when you focus on studying, and you're into wanting to get good grades, you decide to play mafia. alright then, i'm down
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2 swole 2 handle
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fukcing idiot
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