You are my inspiration. You are the archetype for how I model my play. You are my greatest competition. You are my Achilles' heel. You are my whispering conscience. You are my calculating gears. You are my lone company. I've had to resort to playing on alts, I don't know how you've lasted this long, but I wouldn't care either way. You made me realize there's always someone better than yourself. I hope I can keep catching games with you. I'm glad you're back and I hope you stay for a while.

+karma

Haven't played against you in forever. Must play some time soon.

For your graduation, good Lad. <3

I'm taking you to SixFlags. Lucy4m 24s•
maymay,seraphinite,reverend,anthony,mw295. possibly caroline so i can punch her off the ride when it's in motion.

tsk tsk.

THAT BUTTHOLE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

it was a hard call dude! +k! and I also got afk

+Ked you as an apology for being so rude to you. MFW when i realized u were mafia lol

Stop harassing me in my games. I made a stupid mistake as cop, I didn't game throw. Leave me alone.

+k for happy birthday

You're funny and you should feel that way. +k

As agreed by all competitive players, Maymay, I award you the "hilariously worst player" trophy.

kill yourself you shitfuck

you owe me a win.

LOL dw maymay, i was just pissed

How does maymay still have an account?

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1652991/review Hammer kudo plez? <3

ok that's the wrong link lmfao but it happened

GIVE US COMP PLAYERS A FAVOR AND STOP PLAYING COMP