Don't worry, we don't go to WinCo without someone else with us!(: I'm actually gonna start applying for jobs tomorrow. I saw some help wanted signs at the mall :P

Happy birthday Karla!

i adore you.

"Are you hungry?"

BITCH I MIGHT BE

"Try to avoid eating carbs and avoid eating anything after 7pm." - Lucifer

Hiding the remote on the treadmill....very clever mom.

Don't you just hate it when you're typing something but thinking of something else and you accidentally type what you were chili cheese dogs

Interviewer: Describe a difficult scenario and how you handled it.
Me: I poured a bowl of cereal and there was no milk, so I used ice cream.

Girl at Wendy's asked me what kind of dipping sauce I wanted for my fries, and I was like lol a Frosty?

I'm so hungry my balls hurt.

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If being fat was a job, I'd be employee of the month.

If I have 20 cookies and Cortney has 19 of them, what do I have? A first degree murder charge cause that's how I roll

I miss you..

Hahaha, yeah. I can't believe we're just a few miles away! Because I live near wal mart too, lol.

And yeah she wore an apron!

I don't remember! She wore glasses I think. I tried seeing if her name was on the reciept but only the manager's name is on it: Randy? :/

lolol relationship problems hhaha I miss you hoe did you get my new numbeer

NONONO, it was a nice old lady! I don't think that's youuu, hahaha

I went there the past two days to get a cone for our dryer! Hahah