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Katie

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and when you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth

london

in love with

Tidus

part of

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family

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Friends (223)

Questions

anonymousover 6 years

Fuck just why are you so pretty

i'm a trap

Tidus

over 6 years

ok u can have one of them at a time. anytime u want. or get anything you want from unif, whenever you want. so not a one time offer

if it were 20 years ago it'd easily be manson but imma have to go with the unif, ya gurl needs new threads more than sex

Tidus

over 6 years

pick one: have a threesome with bowie and marilyn manson whenever u want, or get anything u want from unif

i need more specific details. does it always have to be a threesome?? is the UNIF offer a one time thing????

anonymousover 6 years

cute avi bitch

thank u babe

egg

almost 7 years

dank memes?

yes please

Achievements

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

20 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

10 / 10

Fool

Gotcha!

6 / 25

Oracle

Eye of the Beholder

Loreli

almost 12 years

Haha, I'll take that as an encouraging statement. Thanks.

kylehlp123

almost 12 years

The funny thing is, I lost to get it.

projectmatt

almost 12 years

i wasn't really trying to imitate you i just wanted to cruelly troll skullz n_n

deletedalmost 12 years

I heard you had a thing for astronauts and moose. If true, I think we'd be a perfect match. I'll be at your house tonight, can't wait to see you!

apeescaper

almost 12 years

hmm maybeee sooo

apeescaper

almost 12 years

dat wasn't sarcasm was itttt

apeescaper

almost 12 years

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1440735/review ok maybe you were right about the gov thing

Jasprar

almost 12 years

evertim

projectmatt

almost 12 years

who would ever want to be a reeltin

projectmatt

almost 12 years

crying irl thanks katie

deletedalmost 12 years

EVIL, GOODNIGHT.

deletedalmost 12 years

Your tongue does not DESERVE camel meat. PFFT

deletedalmost 12 years

FIRST MY PYRAMIDS, THEN MY MUMMIES, NOW MY MOM? STOP FUCKING EVERYTHING (UP) ;-;

deletedalmost 12 years

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

deletedalmost 12 years

Ew... You were totally the mummy weren't you ;_;

deletedalmost 12 years

We've already that you're the mummy-fucking pedo. NOT MY MOMMA

deletedalmost 12 years

Mindfuck baby.

deletedalmost 12 years

♥♥♥♥♥

deletedalmost 12 years

Orly now? QUIIIIICK 3x3

deletedalmost 12 years

Katie lies! But I heart Katie.