I am the cruelest witch in the world, the witch of miracles Bernkenstel. Sometimes I'm on your side sometimes I'm not, it all depends on how much you entertain me. Try not to bore me okay? Boredom after all is the only thing that can kill witches. Don't get the wrong idea, I'm not your friend nor an ally. I'm the chess player the rest of you are only pieces.

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