Plissken

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WOKEN Plissken. (Sign up for Justice Under Dictators And Scum today in the war against injustice!)
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I am now retired from hosting. All hail JamalMarley my lord and savior. You're looking at the proud newest member of The Holy Church of Jamal.

Questions

anonymousover 9 years
out of all of the people that you like on www.epicmafia.com, who would you willingly have sex with?
Ooh, sex question. Okay. If I've ever talked about your panties before... then that's a yes. I would totally fuck you.
anonymousalmost 10 years
What is SEXFOURM
That is the first I'm ever hearing of it. You sure someone didn't run that together and it meant SEX FOUR MOVIE or SEX FOUR MISSION. SEX FOUR MASTERPIECE. It could just be a typo... who knows.
anonymousalmost 10 years
out of all ur em friends, who would u bang?
First off how are we defining "em" in this question, and how are we defining "friends?" Lastly, what exactly do you mean... "bang?" Define terms please. Assumption of your inquisition could lead to an inconclusive response.
anonymousalmost 10 years
i got SEXFORUM banned
Wow, you got an entire sex forum banned? Damn. People just cant host a private forum on sex anymore. What a shame...
anonymousalmost 10 years
google zack skipworth. the guy in chialike's pictures is NOT chialike.
So what you're saying is Zack Skipworth isn't a sponge? And that he also doesn't sponge off of others? And that he isn't very chialike much like he isn't god-like?

Achievements

1 / 20Do No Harm
1 / 25Eye of the Beholder
over 6 years
Epicmafia Lore Profile:

The tragedy of Plissken is a long one indeed. Plissken rose to popularity on the mafia rinks in Sandbox by trying out new setups and ways to play. He was enthusiastic about it and would often put up fliers to draw people in from the crowds. Announcers, caterers, and cheerleaders would be hired to come down and support his efforts. In time, however, this soured. Plissken developed a feud with Jamal Marley, a foreign general and holy man who frequently came to blows with the Sandbox community, and developed a frenzied advertisement campaign for his Plissken's 200th, a celebration of his mafia setups. This campaign involved a one-on-one duel with Marley, and eventually escalated into a death match. On the night of the event, Jamal won, but he showed mercy and spared Plissken's life. Plissken feigned gratitude and became a leader in the Church of Jamal, but as his sect grew it moved away from Jamal ideologically, especially as his master returned to his homeland
over 6 years
to deal with unfinished business. In fact, Plissken was slowly corrupting his chapter into a radicalized force that could be used to turn upon Jamal once and for all and regain his dignity, targeting perceived allies of the Church that Plissken ironically labeled subversive. Some saw through his plot and even tried to extend an olive branch to let him know that he would be forgiven, but he refused. His hatred for Jamal was unquenchable. His master plan was about to be executed, all intended as a prologue for Plissken's 300th, when the moderator team (whom had been watching him like vultures beforehand) swooped in and banished him on a month-old harassment case. Indeed, Plissken had become the man who had sold the world, unable to let go and in the process losing it all. To this day, his whereabouts are unknown, but in the northern dunes on a starry night, it is said that one can hear his whispers.
Who knows, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With The Man Who Sold The World
almost 7 years
haha hahahah hahahahah hah ah aha ha
almost 7 years
Annexed by the Holy Church of Jamal.
deletedalmost 7 years
rest in hell
almost 7 years
haha hahahah hahahahah hah ah aha ha
almost 7 years
Letsassumeyouaresomewhere, youseeyour favouriteperson, boyorgirl idc, yougouptoit. Youask "WOKENPlissken." thenhe/she responds"WHAT???" andyouDELETEher/him. HowdoUfeel? DO YOU LIKE TALKING LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME AND TELLING PEOPLE LIES TO DELETE THEM??42m
Your question is poorly structured. And it barely makes sense. Why would I be asking myself? And be me and the other person. The only answer I have is I do not lie and I will DELETE you! You and anyone who makes the list!
almost 7 years
i want to see zoellas nudes
almost 7 years
I want to see zoellas nudes.
deletedalmost 7 years
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almost 7 years
nobody ever said zoella posted her nudes, if she did nobody would care to see it. she made it up for attention, open your f!ckin' eyes
almost 7 years
Hey Pliss, long time no see. How are you?
almost 7 years
aww you visit my profile! how cute!!
almost 7 years
P.S. stop being salty because Gays and Young Thrifty Geckos(gayng) is better than your sh!tty cult. quasimodo is WAY better than Jamal and he will always be.
almost 7 years
WOKEN Plissken... I still remember when zoella was a DECENT EM user and she wasn't brain-dead because of your "enlightenment", if you're going to "enlighten" people, learn HOW to do it. love bitsy <3
almost 7 years
WOKEN Plissken... i still remember when we first met and you defended my honor against that fool who said someone had posted my nudes. now i love thee more than i could have ever imagined! everyone else is just jealous of our WOKEN wisdom and love, and one day they will regret making a mockery out of Justice Under Dictators And Scum. pls never stop being you, love zoe <3
almost 7 years
but they CAN silence you from chat
almost 7 years
Thou canst silence the Church and its message!