Christopherzilla

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almost 12 years
If we went to a bar, than drank some sodapop and than after some sexy dirty dancing, could we go out in the alley and sex?
Yes, but not with each other.
over 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
over 10 years
+k for making sandbox really ***, you're a good troll.
deletedover 10 years
Please stop bullying sandbox, we are people too
over 10 years
you are doing to me what your people did to the aboriginals
deletedover 10 years
Nice sandy box bro
over 10 years
stop stealing my background please just let me live in peace
over 10 years
hello +k
over 10 years
c-zillaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
deletedover 10 years
pls stop destroying tokyo
over 10 years
That's right, being a virgin is a situation. Still, Grey's not being a total *** hole here. He says he'll hold off on all the rigid rules and craziness and ease her into it so she can decide what she's going into because hot DAMN does he want a piece of her pasty mousy *** (hey, she calls herself mousy first!). He also keeps reiterating “I'm not going to push it do what you feel comfortable with.” which I'm going to assume is part of his black magic powers. The real reason he wants to bang her – NOW – is so he doesn't have to tie her to the cross in her dungeon to sacrifice her to his Dark Lord. So she consents after some lip nibbling to go to bed with him and they wander across the giant apartment to his bedroom. And then we get into the sex scene. I'm torn on how to handle this, do I put up the whole kit-and-caboodle and make this post totally NSFW? Do I just put excerpts to give you guys a feeling for it? No, I'm going to post single out of context lines. Why? Because it's funnier
over 10 years
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am *** sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM *** FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM *** FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM *** FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ***, I *** IN ***"
over 10 years
On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.

When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.
over 10 years
Message Hood for tokens
deletedover 10 years
Hello¡¡¡
over 10 years
Just hello frand
over 10 years
sorry for crapping on your game.
over 10 years
i hope you approve of my new profile video frand
over 10 years
3508 Friends
over 10 years
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