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10 Sandbox Commandments

over 5 years

what would the 10 sandbox commandments be? I think this post happened before but fuc k u its happening again

including: whyme/fryme

noavi policy

dont claim virgin as fool

dont kill host n1

dont host mafia partners

always shoot guns / use knives

middle rule

over 5 years
I've always maintained that it is the town's responsibility to avoid lynching the fool (and most certainly not the fool's responsibility). To hold the fool to any level of behavioral standard is an ill-founded expectation. A more appropriate commandment would be: Do not follow blindly the eager claims of a virgin into the valley of death.

You are not responsible for taking note of the host. There is no such thing as a host kill; all players are created equal once the game begins. Hosting a game does not make one special. Players who mention the term "host kill" in a game are the followers of a false god.

Policy lynchers and advocates of the why/fry and middle rules reject and aim to undermine the natural law that undergirds epicmafia. They seek to replace vigilance, sobriety, reason, and even intuition, with a deep, deep nihilism.

If you believe in Dooze's sandbox commandments, you clearly worship a false sandbox god. You have allowed yourself to become a vehicle for evil and false consciousness.
over 5 years
the first person to talk d1 is always mafia
over 5 years
don't play your own trivia (like warty shwarty does)
over 5 years
don't out partners if maided mafia
over 5 years
always put MM in will as mason
over 5 years
no fools no rules
over 5 years

dooze says


SirAmelio says

everyone who noavi policies needs to leave the lobby


ok but hear me out... u left us


this guilt tripping...
over 5 years

Alyssa says

No boxes = sui race


honestly this and never claim virgin as fool are the only ones I would die by.
over 5 years
No boxes = sui race
over 5 years
"dont host mafia partners" dooze go home ur drunk
over 5 years

SirAmelio says

everyone who noavi policies needs to leave the lobby


ok but hear me out... u left us
over 5 years
everyone who noavi policies needs to leave the lobby
over 5 years
MIDDLE

RULE
over 5 years
this is in need of some desperate touch up.
over 5 years
over 5 years
You shall not misuse the name of the LORD Jamal Marley.
over 5 years
kicking holdenrye