Have you tried not being ugly?

dude me too but they said no

I would like to have a threesome with the hot babe and the Sun God.

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

Quasimodo, can't you understand?

When your heartless mother abandoned you as a child, anyone else would have drowned you!

And *this* is my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son?

can i have one onion from the legend herself

where is the grapefruit with salt