Ladies and Gentlemen,

In accordance with an obscure yet popular Sandbox tradition going back to the very roots of the land itself, the Sandbox mods have entrusted me with the very prestigious privilege of organizing and overseeing the first ever Sandbox MMA fight.

On a date yet to be determined, Sandboxers from far and wide can come to view a battle centuries in the making!

In the red corner, weighing in at a shapely 300 pounds, we have the Messiah himself, a man so beautiful that a famous actor has used his image illegally, and a military veteran with a long history against racist regimes. You all know him, you all love to see him squirm, it's Jamal Tiberius Marley!!!

And in the blue corner, an old Sandbox fairy tale come back from the grave to settle their score: perhaps the most tenacious, outspoken, and bright-eyed of challengers to the Church! If there were ever a rival fit for Jamal, it's... Bramble!!!

Place your bets and requests for conditions in the comments below. The ring will be no larger than 10x10 meters.