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Bramble vs. Jamal Marley: MMA

over 5 years

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In accordance with an obscure yet popular Sandbox tradition going back to the very roots of the land itself, the Sandbox mods have entrusted me with the very prestigious privilege of organizing and overseeing the first ever Sandbox MMA fight.

On a date yet to be determined, Sandboxers from far and wide can come to view a battle centuries in the making!

In the red corner, weighing in at a shapely 300 pounds, we have the Messiah himself, a man so beautiful that a famous actor has used his image illegally, and a military veteran with a long history against racist regimes. You all know him, you all love to see him squirm, it's Jamal Tiberius Marley!!!

And in the blue corner, an old Sandbox fairy tale come back from the grave to settle their score: perhaps the most tenacious, outspoken, and bright-eyed of challengers to the Church! If there were ever a rival fit for Jamal, it's... Bramble!!!

Place your bets and requests for conditions in the comments below. The ring will be no larger than 10x10 meters.

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Who will win?
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Bramble
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JamalMarley
over 5 years

rockgirlnikki says

I wanna fight Jamal. BEAT HIS A$$.

Or Amelio. Or whoever wants to fight me.


You are not relevant enough for anyone to want to challenge you.

I am goliath.
over 5 years
I wanna fight Jamal. BEAT HIS A$$.

Or Amelio. Or whoever wants to fight me.
over 5 years

rockgirlnikki says

I want next.


Who do you challenge?
over 5 years
I want next.
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i dont caaaaaaaare
over 5 years
you act like i actually give a sh'it
over 5 years
And so the great battle of our time begins. Our future shall be determined by this conflict.

Tolkien foresaw this.

"Then Bramble beheld the utter ruin of the shitposters, and the defeat beyond redress of all their houses; and filled with wrath and despair he mounted upon Shwartz99 his great horse and rode forth alone, and none might restrain him.

He passed over Main Lobby like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset (The Church) fled in amaze, thinking that Lucid himself was come: for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the pro mafia players.

Thus he came alone to Sandbox's gates, and typed in the chat, and smote once more upon the game chat, and challenged JamalMarley to come forth to single combat.

And JamalMarley came."
over 5 years
Bramble against the monolith that is Jamal Tiberius Marley? This is like tossing chum to the sharks; at least toss someone within 70 iq points (I’d add ‘or higher’ but let’s be real) at him. I can only conclude that golbolco is a seriously deranged individual of the inclination to burn ants under a magnifying lens for an afternoon’s entertainment.
over 5 years

Bramble says

ive been on em longer than you but go off i guess


With nothing to show for it -- saddening.
over 5 years
ive been on em longer than you but go off i guess
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SirAmelio says

is bramble the new plissken


Plissken had an ounce of relevance without the grand Jamal Tiberius Marley -- user Bramble is a nobody.
over 5 years
i cant read
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im not a pedo so no
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im not a pedo so no
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is bramble the new plissken
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Jamal chuckled. “You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”
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I have trained in the art of karate, Brazilian jiu-jistu, amateur wrestling, boxing, and kickboxing.
over 5 years
stop trying to vio farm you roleplaying nolife
over 5 years
can you just f'uck off already and leave me alone jfc
over 5 years

Bramble says

if being an annoying a'sshole was a competition youd have already won


Stop harassing me.
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if being an annoying a'sshole was a competition youd have already won
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Everyone knows that the grand Jamal T. Marley is undefeated in competition of all kind.

This particular user is no threat -- even the treacherous user Plissken was more of a threat and I obliterated him!
over 5 years
how can you say you love her if you won't drink her pee
over 5 years
sorry, bramble but as an anti-sjw, my bets are on our saviour jamal tibbers markiplier
over 5 years
Jamal crushes this pxssy