In accordance with an obscure yet popular Sandbox tradition going back to the very roots of the land itself, the Sandbox mods have entrusted me with the very prestigious privilege of organizing and overseeing the first ever Sandbox MMA fight.
On a date yet to be determined, Sandboxers from far and wide can come to view a battle centuries in the making!
In the red corner, weighing in at a shapely 300 pounds, we have the Messiah himself, a man so beautiful that a famous actor has used his image illegally, and a military veteran with a long history against racist regimes. You all know him, you all love to see him squirm, it's Jamal Tiberius Marley!!!
And in the blue corner, an old Sandbox fairy tale come back from the grave to settle their score: perhaps the most tenacious, outspoken, and bright-eyed of challengers to the Church! If there were ever a rival fit for Jamal, it's... Bramble!!!
Place your bets and requests for conditions in the comments below. The ring will be no larger than 10x10 meters.
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And so the great battle of our time begins. Our future shall be determined by this conflict.
Tolkien foresaw this.
"Then Bramble beheld the utter ruin of the shitposters, and the defeat beyond redress of all their houses; and filled with wrath and despair he mounted upon Shwartz99 his great horse and rode forth alone, and none might restrain him.
He passed over Main Lobby like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset (The Church) fled in amaze, thinking that Lucid himself was come: for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the pro mafia players.
Thus he came alone to Sandbox's gates, and typed in the chat, and smote once more upon the game chat, and challenged JamalMarley to come forth to single combat.
Bramble against the monolith that is Jamal Tiberius Marley? This is like tossing chum to the sharks; at least toss someone within 70 iq points (I’d add ‘or higher’ but let’s be real) at him. I can only conclude that golbolco is a seriously deranged individual of the inclination to burn ants under a magnifying lens for an afternoon’s entertainment.