uhhh raccoon i think the point of keeping it anon is to make people guess if they are the user in your comment or not

nice

shwartz99 - literally a walking abortion (jk i love him, fantastic owner)

sishen - Okay I haven't seen him in forever but I think we used to have fantastic games many many years ago? It's hard to remember all the greats...

lechuck - Never spoke with, but he has a really smart profile (check it out) and he sent me a friend request that I haven't accepted, so thats cool.

slorp - only played with once. we had a cyber sex threesome in mafia meeting, but then he vegg'd. So basically didn't call me back. ;(

tree - absolutely love her aesthetic. makes games more fun and usually online when I'm online, which is the #1 criteria for a good friend.

omg i lvoe her... she's so cute. i'm kinda sad cuz i think she hates me CUZ I THINK MAYBE she thinks i kicked her out of my dsicord server WHICH IS NOT TRUE i deleted it because i was being dramatic like always and idk since then she never rly talked to me and idk :( just sad times dark days i really truluy love her tho and i wish her the best we've had a lot of rough patches as friends but she's rly rly great i'll love her forever

p.s. she's so BEAUTIFUl an actual queen i stalk her twitter sometimes and i'm like wow! a true angel fallen from the heavens here to bless mine very own eyes

Okay this last one was really good too ty mutie from the first few times we talked I always found this user to be one of the best around sandbox and I wanted to be better friends with them and once I was? Became one of my best friends and she's reading this right now hello ilu!!

1. You're very nice and a true friend! One of my favorite users in this lobby by far. Like we just had a convo and you helped me like an irl friend would. There just aren't enough words to completely describe how great you are.
2. You're funny and nice. I know I let you down with something I said but I hope we're over that now.
3. You remind me of a friend who, upon entering a room, could manage to criticize every person there within 5 seconds. Nevertheless, very fun user to be around, I wish we spent more time together.
4. Oh boy. You're definitely one of the Sandbox greats, and it was sad to see you go. Even more unfortunate was the reason why. But I guess times are changing, and nobody is safe. You were definitely one of the nicest, funniest users on this site, and I hope that you come back some day. I'll be there at your defense if you return.
5. You probably don't remember this but I used to troll you and (I think it was) your EM wife in unranked in main. Heck, you hated me. But anyways you seem like a rad lad in games, and you're always around.

ill take 5 more.

Let’s go. Five, please.

1. This user KEEPS FORGETTING TO GIVE ME FIVE MORE NAMES.

give me lik e any name that ut hink would garner an interesting opinoion from me pleas

I will take 1 more and that's it make it good mutie

a handful please

1. Very patriotic but always in trouble

2. Cool guy from what i've seen and is probably reading this and thinking it's about him, which it is.

3. 4chan anonymous 1337 member

4. The better version of blister

5. If i remember correctly, he sucks at league.

also 3 more lol

A wise poster once said "all of these are me" and this holds true

doing these out of order so not even mutie will know hahaha

I. Didn't like when you were petty and it really rubbed me the wrong way but now we just kinda exist around each other which is okay by me
II. I really wanna get to know this user more
III. From the little bit we've interacted already we have some good memories and memes which makes me happy
IV. One of the users that used to always be at odds with me and really hated each other for a while but I think we've both matured a lot and it's great to have some sort of conclusion instead of still trying to drag things on today
V. One of my closest friends and whenever I have a bad day I know I can message them to at least have a part of my day be good no matter what. I always cherish being weird with a weird friend(u know who u are) and I hope we keep talking for years to come because I'm pretty happy where I'm at rn on the internet because I have friends like you

someone kill cyberbully

1. i dont really know you, but a few of my friends like you and you've always been pleasant to my face so! cool

2. youre a really good friend and im glad we met! im sorry we havent really been talking that much lately, but you still mean a lot to me

3. we've said hi to eachother in games for like. 2/3 years now. we have eachother on discord. but we've never had a real conversation before. funny how that works

4. ive never talked to you before, but from what ive seen youre really sweet!

5. youre a freak. pls seek help

dia says

i. a long time friend and comrade!! pretty glad out of all the epicmafia users, you're one of the few i keep in contact with. i think you're a really great guy with a flexible sense of humour that makes you popular with the crowd. also probably too forgiving to people who don't deserve it, myself included.

ii. our relationship is super weird. i don't want to talk to you, but at the same time i miss moments we've had. you're unwilling to change your horrible ways though, so it's pretty much goodbye.

iii. you're a huge, huge joke. i don't think anyone takes you seriously, and you should get some help. the only good thing that came out of em dying was that i don't have to read your endless surge of bad posting.

Just wanna say #1 is probably 90% lies

give me 3 more

1. Clown host already gave me this person.
2. Funny guy, haven't really interacted too much and I've heard people don't like you (or at least didn't in the past) but I didn't have a problem with you.
3. I wish we knew each other while you were still playing. You seem like a rad dude, and it's always informative to talk to you on Discord. Your friends are also all good people, and that shows something.
4. I also wish we knew each other while you were more active. But I've heard good things about you!
5. I don't mind you as much as a lot of people do. We used to talk in the chatbox and you have an interesting sense of humor, to say the least. You seem rather loyal to your friends.

i. a long time friend and comrade!! pretty glad out of all the epicmafia users, you're one of the few i keep in contact with. i think you're a really great guy with a flexible sense of humour that makes you popular with the crowd. also probably too forgiving to people who don't deserve it, myself included.

ii. our relationship is super weird. i don't want to talk to you, but at the same time i miss moments we've had. you're unwilling to change your horrible ways though, so it's pretty much goodbye.

iii. you're a huge, huge joke. i don't think anyone takes you seriously, and you should get some help. the only good thing that came out of em dying was that i don't have to read your endless surge of bad posting.

Thank you Mutie, very cool!

1. recent site rules have made it so that i cannot properly speak about this user. their lack of sympathy as evidenced by the fact that they believe that they can peruse this site without any form of judgement is unnerving and appalling. honestly disliked them for the good amount of time that they plagued my friend group, far before they got exposed. literally just an annoying cringy person weould just like to say that i would wish they stopped being a tryhard, among other things cough
2. so i used to be intrigued by this user because they used to be REALLY and i mean REALLY fking weird i mean 2012/2013 was a wild time but i kept talking to this user and we ended up being friends (?) but i think it was mostly one-sided because they were honestly lowkey fake and then after me and artic had some Beef (part 1) i dipped from em and they would be like imy ! but when i came back they legit just wouldn't talk to me and sometimes it felt lik e they were even competing with me for my friends which was just. weird. anyway ic ould just be 100% misjudging them because they were ALWAYS extremely mysterious. still btw think they're a catfish, although if those pictures were legit then this user is extremely attractive

hook me up with names

5 please (: