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Is bigger really better?

over 6 years

I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?

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At the tender age of 20 I want a soul mate
over 6 years
also i somehow doubt that at the tender age of 20 you've exhausted the spectrum of relationships with boys/d.ick wielders.

maybe your subconscious mind is trying to tell you something, calling a p.ussy an inverted d.ick

just a thought
over 6 years
sure and i get that, but there are downward curving d.icks. i didnt get the joke, but that doesnt mean inverted d.ick = p.ussy makes more sense than my interpretation, especially given what the thread was about
over 6 years

Orly says


blacksnakemoan says

What a way to find out that Orly doesn't know what inverted means


or you're a fkn moron and dont realize there are people with d.icks that curve downward rather than upward.

the term for what you're describing is buried d.ick and it's a genital defect.

but hey im sure you knew that


its funny because i literally just meant a p.ussy but OK LOL
over 6 years
Vash is really tilted about having a downwards-cuving dìck lol
over 6 years
12.
a homosexual.
over 6 years
invert


verb (used with object)
1.
to turn upside down.
2.
to reverse in position, order, direction, or relationship.
3.
to turn or change to the opposite or contrary, as in nature, bearing, or effect:
to invert a process.
4.
to turn inward or back upon itself.
5.
to turn inside out.
6.
Chemistry. to subject to inversion.
7.
Music. to subject to musical inversion.
8.
Phonetics. to articulate as a retroflex vowel.
verb (used without object)
9.
Chemistry. to become inverted.
adjective
10.
Chemistry. subjected to inversion.
noun
11.
a person or thing that is inverted.
12.
a homosexual.
13.
(in plumbing) that portion of the interior of a drain or sewer pipe where the liquid is deepest.
14.
an inverted arch or vault.
15.
Philately. a two-colored postage stamp with all or part of the central design printed upside down in relation to the inscription


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notice how the 1st and 2nd definitions are my definition, and are more prominent than yours, definitions 4 and 5?

what a way to find out blacksnakemoan is an illiterate piece of trash. oho wait, i already knew that.
over 6 years

blacksnakemoan says

What a way to find out that Orly doesn't know what inverted means


or you're a fkn moron and dont realize there are people with d.icks that curve downward rather than upward.

the term for what you're describing is buried d.ick and it's a genital defect.

but hey im sure you knew that
over 6 years
this thread
when mainlobby crazy meets sandbox crazy
over 6 years

BigBadBoy says

even the hookers turn down letzshake


looks like ABC is still mad posting while I'm out having consensual sex with hookers who would gladly take my money
over 6 years
I am about 6" ladies
over 6 years
What a way to find out that Orly doesn't know what inverted means
over 6 years
bigger wall is a better wall ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
over 6 years

nicoleyrenaa says

i only like inverted d.icks ://///


probably the way you are shaped down there. if you dont like missionary, try doggie - basically get his d.ick going upside down in you and bingo, you should be golden.
over 6 years
i only like inverted d.icks ://///
over 6 years
truth be told, if your stick is too big, it is usually still pleasurable for the girl (but sometimes doesn't quite "fit" right, so feels off slightly), but it usually doesn't feel good for the guy.

and no amount of squeezing into it will do the trick, if it's too big. you can stretch it out and everything, but it wont feel as good as with a girl your size

basically it feels like trying to snorkel in shallow water. you can get your head down there, but if you arent swimming in a bit, well, you're really just floating at the top and might as well be halfway out of the water.


source: am tall, have boned girls half my size
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xpooky try a pump or somethin
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you should thank god pooky because mine only get in by the tip #BBC problems
over 6 years
Ary...an.... Blooded men
over 6 years
I only want blooded men
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poser says

Run a train in me


You should go into your local black hood and tell a group of them you want them to run a train on you


come back & tell us your experience
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now we're on the right track
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poser says

Run a train in me


over 6 years
Run a train in me
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Someone make more train metaphors pelase Im so close