Epicmafia

Is bigger really better?

almost 8 years

I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?

poser

almost 8 years

If I don't drown in the ocean I don't want to be in it

poser

almost 8 years

The size of the ocean is important

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It's not the size of the ocean, it's the lotion combined with locomotion

Choo-Choo

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i think you are suited for some of the more renowned D.C. think tanks

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very topical strategy peter

Peta

almost 8 years

Today I dropped two atomic bombs and a nuke while rushing UN victory. It felt so right

AdrenalineMime

almost 8 years

is that a civilization reference or am i missing something else

Peta

almost 8 years

What size junk is too small

Sonseray rolls Gandhi and rushes tradition, going tall and immediately claiming the high ground

Which Epicmafia person is weirder IRL

Christianity = source of all evil, God isn't real

Peta

almost 8 years

Damn, this thread was a magic carpet ride from start to finish.

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Is that God? Tell him I said nice hat. But don't make it sound like I'm angling for a 10/10 wife or nothing

Jeff

almost 8 years

Soluciones says

jeff unete xfa

no tengo tiempo

illuminati

almost 8 years

He looks pretty solidified in his religious beliefs.

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illuminati

almost 8 years

CoryInConstantinople says

illuminati, it doesnt surprise me that you dont know the history of the reformation

Thank you.

jack

almost 8 years

Recidivism says

Is God a negotiator? I will convert to Christianity for a banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl but we get to have all of the sex and all of the condoms we want whenever we want

this is exclusively how i communicate with god

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I'm pretty sure I can just talk to God with this Ouija board, let me see what kind of deal we can strike

illuminati

almost 8 years

I think you're thinking of the Man downstairs Sonse.

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One banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl and all the sex I want and he can have my eternal soul, a small price to pay

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Recidivism says

CoryInConstantinople says

no that doesnt work like that

Oh come on, let the big fella know my offer

ask a priest what to do.

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CoryInConstantinople says

no that doesnt work like that

Oh come on, let the big fella know my offer

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illuminati, it doesnt surprise me that you dont know the history of the reformation

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no that doesnt work like that

illuminati

almost 8 years

At what point in time did the religious nutjobs meet up and be like "hey we're aware we're pretty crazy but you're all pretty crazy also so why don't we start a million branches with only minor differences so we can all be crazy separately. give it some thought."

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Is God a negotiator? I will convert to Christianity for a banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl but we get to have all of the sex and all of the condoms we want whenever we want

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I wonder if Cory considers this her proselytizing for the week