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Is bigger really better?

xPooky
over 7 years

I measured mine and it was considered average according to Google. Girls say it starts to hurt more after the average mark so I really don't know if bigger is better... Guys always feel more manly having bigger ones though and they say bigger is better regardless of anything so I am in shambles... What do you think?

poser
over 7 years
If I don't drown in the ocean I don't want to be in it
poser
over 7 years
The size of the ocean is important
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It's not the size of the ocean, it's the lotion combined with locomotion

Choo-Choo
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i think you are suited for some of the more renowned D.C. think tanks
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very topical strategy peter
Peta
over 7 years
Today I dropped two atomic bombs and a nuke while rushing UN victory. It felt so right
AdrenalineMime
over 7 years
is that a civilization reference or am i missing something else
Peta
over 7 years
What size junk is too small

Sonseray rolls Gandhi and rushes tradition, going tall and immediately claiming the high ground

Which Epicmafia person is weirder IRL

Christianity = source of all evil, God isn't real
Peta
over 7 years
Damn, this thread was a magic carpet ride from start to finish.
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Is that God? Tell him I said nice hat. But don't make it sound like I'm angling for a 10/10 wife or nothing
Jeff
over 7 years

Soluciones says

jeff unete xfa


no tengo tiempo
illuminati
over 7 years
He looks pretty solidified in his religious beliefs.
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illuminati
over 7 years

CoryInConstantinople says

illuminati, it doesnt surprise me that you dont know the history of the reformation


Thank you.
jack
over 7 years

Recidivism says

Is God a negotiator? I will convert to Christianity for a banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl but we get to have all of the sex and all of the condoms we want whenever we want


this is exclusively how i communicate with god
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I'm pretty sure I can just talk to God with this Ouija board, let me see what kind of deal we can strike
illuminati
over 7 years
I think you're thinking of the Man downstairs Sonse.
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One banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl and all the sex I want and he can have my eternal soul, a small price to pay
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Recidivism says


CoryInConstantinople says

no that doesnt work like that


Oh come on, let the big fella know my offer


ask a priest what to do.
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CoryInConstantinople says

no that doesnt work like that


Oh come on, let the big fella know my offer
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illuminati, it doesnt surprise me that you dont know the history of the reformation
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no that doesnt work like that
illuminati
over 7 years
At what point in time did the religious nutjobs meet up and be like "hey we're aware we're pretty crazy but you're all pretty crazy also so why don't we start a million branches with only minor differences so we can all be crazy separately. give it some thought."
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Is God a negotiator? I will convert to Christianity for a banging 10/10 bubbly Christian girl but we get to have all of the sex and all of the condoms we want whenever we want
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I wonder if Cory considers this her proselytizing for the week