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my dog is on fire

Alyssa
over 7 years

how do I put him out?

Edit: Dog is fine. Thank you all.

jingahegami
over 6 years
i love alyssas threads
XFire
over 6 years
Why do you have so many good threads
baabaa
over 6 years
well you better go catch it
rockgirlnikki
almost 7 years
hi you
tinynanami
over 7 years
i cry everytim e
deletedover 7 years
Alyssa
over 7 years

iMafia says

dissolve soot in water


Jeremiah dies.


Herredy says

send it nudes


Dog does not understand cat anatomy


fishswim says

thats not even a dog


you're not even a sandbox user


RandomNerd says

Buy another flaming dog. We have found our calling in life!


as I've said a few pages ago, they're not popular in the market. Hard to come by.


jingahegami says

dog is not saved, tamper with the dogs water heater and light a mosquito coil burning the dogs house down and in turn lighting dog on fire


why would you do this. Dog files a restraining order. Stay away.
jingahegami
over 7 years
dog is not saved, tamper with the dogs water heater and light a mosquito coil burning the dogs house down and in turn lighting dog on fire
RandomNerd
over 7 years
Buy another flaming dog. We have found our calling in life!
fishswim
over 7 years
thats not even a dog
deletedover 7 years
send it nudes
iMafia
over 7 years
dissolve soot in water
Alyssa
over 7 years
please do not re-light the dog.
Alyssa
over 7 years

featureless says

spray the dog with water


Don't water my dog.


space says

ask the vet for help, while trying to remain calm so as not to stall the process


Jeremiah is soot now. The vet gives you proper care instructions.
Alyssa
over 7 years

PissProblems says

Hug your dog and love him for who he is.




Dog is saved! Just in time too.



Jeremiah remains soot forever. He finds a loving home and is accepted by them.
space
over 7 years

space says


Alyssa says


space says

I'M TAKING JEREMIAH TO THE VET I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON HIM




Jeremiah is losing his grasp on reality


:((((((((((((((((((((((


ask the vet for help, while trying to remain calm so as not to stall the process
featureless
over 7 years
spray the dog with water
PissProblems
over 7 years
Hug your dog and love him for who he is.
Alyssa
over 7 years

dooze says

I am a vet student so trust me on this

*throws sand at dog*




Dog is still on fire. In fact, you worsened the situation. Again.
dooze
over 7 years
I am a vet student so trust me on this

*throws sand at dog*
Alyssa
over 7 years

Bebop says

please. stop praying for my dog!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the house on fire and nobody can put him out. he's too powerful




Dog is still on fire. No god can help him now. You motivate others to stop praying and start helping.
Alyssa
over 7 years

nepenthe says

sell the dog to someone else it's their problem now




Dog is still on fire. It's not a best seller.
space
over 7 years

Alyssa says


space says

I'M TAKING JEREMIAH TO THE VET I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON HIM




Jeremiah is losing his grasp on reality


:((((((((((((((((((((((
Alyssa
over 7 years

space says

I'M TAKING JEREMIAH TO THE VET I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON HIM




Jeremiah is losing his grasp on reality
Bebop
over 7 years
please. stop praying for my dog!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the house on fire and nobody can put him out. he's too powerful