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my dog is on fire

Alyssa
almost 9 years

how do I put him out?

Edit: Dog is fine. Thank you all.

nepenthe
almost 9 years
sell the dog to someone else it's their problem now
Alyssa
almost 9 years

Reamix says

Use a giant fire extinguisher on other doggo




Dog is still on fire. You used the wrong type! Please refer to the chart next time.
space
almost 9 years
I'M TAKING JEREMIAH TO THE VET I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON HIM
Reamix
almost 9 years
Use a giant fire extinguisher on other doggo
Reamix
almost 9 years
Shut doggos in enclosed space, with no means of oxygen. Lack of oxygen will make fire poof out

edit: I've been sniped
Alyssa
almost 9 years

space says

put a dog sized candle snuffer over him




The first dog suffocates. Space claims the life of Jeremiah.
space
almost 9 years
put a dog sized candle snuffer over him
Alyssa
almost 9 years

BaneofMafia says

Squirtle use watergun!




It's a grease fire. The fire spreads even more. The first dog is running short of time....
Alyssa
almost 9 years

nepenthe says

buy a new dog




The dogs are friends. There are now two dogs on fire. Same breed, too.
deletedalmost 9 years
Squirtle use watergun!
Alyssa
almost 9 years

somethingwhatever says

put him in a co2 chamber




Dog is still on fire. The chamber is deactivated as the power grid is down.
nepenthe
almost 9 years
buy a new dog
somethingwhatever
almost 9 years
put him in a co2 chamber
Alyssa
almost 9 years

YellowPear says

delete the burning horse image




Dog is still on fire, I am now blinded.
YellowPear
almost 9 years
delete the burning horse image
Alyssa
almost 9 years

Reamix says

Pour 3 tons of milk on him.




Dog is still on fire. The flames grow and spread across its body....
YellowPear
almost 9 years
" Dog now no longer trusts me. "


boutcha he won't be mad cuz you bought him a chili dog
Alyssa
almost 9 years

YellowPear says

buy him a chili dog




Dog is still on fire. Dog now has gas.
Reamix
almost 9 years
Pour 3 tons of milk on him.
Alyssa
almost 9 years

Negra says

shotgun




Dog is still on fire. Dog takes the bullet like a man. Dog now no longer trusts me.
YellowPear
almost 9 years
buy him a chili dog
Alyssa
almost 9 years

Kapuchino says

do nothing




Dog is still on fire.
Alyssa
almost 9 years

dooze says

stop drop and roll over




Dog is still on fire. I am now on the ground.
Negra
almost 9 years
shotgun
Kapuchino
almost 9 years
do nothing