Epicmafia

Richest user of EM

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ling says

i wonder what thegatso is doing he must be 30 now

#TheGatsoWasRight

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Zovea says

Recidivism says

Yeah that's how I got the girl. I regret it.

This is wrong and you should feel dumb. Also the only way to have a bad breakup is to set yourself up for failure.

This is wrong and you should feel bad and I can't imagine you are just dropping the panties, I'd legitimately take advice from the tax consultant on breakups a thousand times over, "Be productive" is much better advice than "Don't date."

Zovea

almost 7 years

I was never friends with her.

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ling says

yea thats just as bad as crying about being cheated on to a forum of 15 year olds

There's this clip from John Oliver's recent episode about Donald Trump being shamed by the Paris Agreement. Wish I could find it.

Anyway, it goes something like: "How on earth do you think you are possibly going to shame me? Look at this picture. I f.ucking POSED for this picture. You cannot possibly hurt me more than I hurt myself"

ling

almost 7 years

i wonder what thegatso is doing he must be 30 now

ling

almost 7 years

Zovea says

I don't pursue relationships that don't have value.

erica

Zovea

almost 7 years

Recidivism says

Yeah that's how I got the girl. I regret it.

This is wrong and you should feel dumb. Also the only way to have a bad breakup is to set yourself up for failure.

Zovea

almost 7 years

I don't pursue relationships that don't have value.

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I wallow in woe-is-me pessimism and I LIKE it!

ling

almost 7 years

yea thats just as bad as crying about being cheated on to a forum of 15 year olds

Anthony

almost 7 years

I have a job and I am still in debt

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And look where it got you, Mr. Tax Consultant posting about posts he doesn't like on a forum full of 15 year olds

ling

almost 7 years

whenever i break up with a girl i get really productive with my life, hope thats the same with you

ling

almost 7 years

zovie what do you do

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Zovea says

Recidivism have you tried not being so pessimistic?

Yeah that's how I got the girl. I regret it.

Zovea

almost 7 years

Recidivism have you tried not being so pessimistic?

expose

almost 7 years

lol oh i see

ling

almost 7 years

yea you're using that sentence in the past tense it doesnt work

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expose says

did caroline date anthony too? lol

no lmao

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Part of the reason I like to go on epicmafia after my devastating IRL multiple break ups in 2 months is that people talk about their pretend little internet relationships and it makes me feel a little less traumatized to know that at least that's not me yet

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LMAO LING IM CRYING

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expose says

ling says

caroline says

i make money

but ur boyfriend is a pizza devliry boy

no that's anthony

das my husband not my boyfriend

ling

almost 7 years

expose says

ling says

caroline says

i make money

but ur boyfriend is a pizza devliry boy

no that's anthony

thats his uniform

expose

almost 7 years

did caroline date anthony too? lol

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ling says

caroline says

i make money

but ur boyfriend is a pizza devliry boy

who