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Richest user of EM

over 7 years

Just a fun lil poll and chat, i myself see ~ $72k yearly past 5 years.

yearly income
10
$0-10k
10
$100k+
10
b*tch im on a trust fund
7
$30k-$70k
7
-$$ ... I'm in debt :(
2
$10k-$30k
2
$70k-$100k
over 7 years
also just an fyi law is 100% more of a grind than anything other than investment banking and all you're going to do until you're 30 is paperwork so if you're not into boring work dont do that
over 7 years
well its pretty typical for dumb people
over 7 years

ling says

you're just really naive and into yourself but you'll grow up soon


didn't you say the same thing to abe
over 7 years
I don't get how you admit you fk'd yourself up in a relationship then try to on someone else who's doing better than you because you have the potential to be doing better than him eventually.
over 7 years
you're just really naive and into yourself but you'll grow up soon
over 7 years

Zovea says

Rat trap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFtB2Vg3SQU


OMG I DIEED
over 7 years
What am I reading now
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ling says

i can tell her that i'll help her more than anyone else expected me to


I am willing to bet that millionaire or not, with this sense of humor your die unmarried.
over 7 years
over 7 years
i can tell her that i'll help her more than anyone else expected me to
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ling says

maybe she'll like a tax consultant i'll go hit her up dude


Please, please do. Either you save her from her uncontrollable spiral of self destruction and I don't have to watch it and blame myself for it anymore, or she destroys you like she destroyed me and I get to laugh about it. Win/win.
over 7 years

ling says

maybe she'll like a tax consultant i'll go hit her up dude


Right after a breakup is the best time to strike. Bonus points if he calls or texts her while you're bashing her.
over 7 years
i'll get one of my interns to help you out wiht paperwork
over 7 years
When you bomb out and have to become and injury specialist, I'll help you do your TV spots.
over 7 years
maybe she'll like a tax consultant i'll go hit her up dude
over 7 years

ling says

dont you get reminded of caroline everytime u log onto epicmafia


on Snapchat Caroline talks to me about hockey and music. On epicmafia,Caroline goes lol! To remind me of natstar
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ling says

maybe ill be a shittty enough person that my gf will cheat on me then i can post even more


I feel like you're trying to shame me by bragging about being successful without realizing that

A. I'm already extremely unhappy because of this breakup

And

B. Your idea of success is my idea of soul crushing failure.

I think the last thing she'd call me is a sh.itty person, for the record. I did more for her than anyone could have ever expected me to, and she still wanted to be with me last I heard. But hey, if I am, at least I'm not proud of being a tax consultant.
over 7 years
dont you get reminded of caroline everytime u log onto epicmafia
over 7 years
but caroline is here for you
over 7 years
Wanna hear something crazy? So I found out that I'm a happy person and then I log onto epicmafia and somehow I'm not a happy person. This is truly a breakthrough realization that should be studied
over 7 years

Zovea says

Recidivism do you pay utilities?


lol
over 7 years
I can record depositions and enjoy most of the aspects you're currently struggling with.
over 7 years
maybe ill be a shittty enough person that my gf will cheat on me then i can post even more
over 7 years
dont worry i have enouhg money to pay my bills and go back to school and tell everyone about it
deletedover 7 years
Everyone look at me, I'm a number cruncher making a middle class salary.