also just an fyi law is 100% more of a grind than anything other than investment banking and all you're going to do until you're 30 is paperwork so if you're not into boring work dont do that

well its pretty typical for dumb people

ling says

you're just really naive and into yourself but you'll grow up soon

didn't you say the same thing to abe

I don't get how you admit you fk'd yourself up in a relationship then try to on someone else who's doing better than you because you have the potential to be doing better than him eventually.

you're just really naive and into yourself but you'll grow up soon

Zovea says

Rat trap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFtB2Vg3SQU

OMG I DIEED

What am I reading now

ling says

i can tell her that i'll help her more than anyone else expected me to

I am willing to bet that millionaire or not, with this sense of humor your die unmarried.

Rat trap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFtB2Vg3SQU

i can tell her that i'll help her more than anyone else expected me to

ling says

maybe she'll like a tax consultant i'll go hit her up dude

Please, please do. Either you save her from her uncontrollable spiral of self destruction and I don't have to watch it and blame myself for it anymore, or she destroys you like she destroyed me and I get to laugh about it. Win/win.

ling says

maybe she'll like a tax consultant i'll go hit her up dude

Right after a breakup is the best time to strike. Bonus points if he calls or texts her while you're bashing her.

i'll get one of my interns to help you out wiht paperwork

When you bomb out and have to become and injury specialist, I'll help you do your TV spots.

maybe she'll like a tax consultant i'll go hit her up dude

ling says

dont you get reminded of caroline everytime u log onto epicmafia

on Snapchat Caroline talks to me about hockey and music. On epicmafia,Caroline goes lol! To remind me of natstar

ling says

maybe ill be a shittty enough person that my gf will cheat on me then i can post even more

I feel like you're trying to shame me by bragging about being successful without realizing that

A. I'm already extremely unhappy because of this breakup

And

B. Your idea of success is my idea of soul crushing failure.

I think the last thing she'd call me is a sh.itty person, for the record. I did more for her than anyone could have ever expected me to, and she still wanted to be with me last I heard. But hey, if I am, at least I'm not proud of being a tax consultant.

dont you get reminded of caroline everytime u log onto epicmafia

but caroline is here for you

Wanna hear something crazy? So I found out that I'm a happy person and then I log onto epicmafia and somehow I'm not a happy person. This is truly a breakthrough realization that should be studied

Zovea says

Recidivism do you pay utilities?

lol

I can record depositions and enjoy most of the aspects you're currently struggling with.

maybe ill be a shittty enough person that my gf will cheat on me then i can post even more

dont worry i have enouhg money to pay my bills and go back to school and tell everyone about it

Everyone look at me, I'm a number cruncher making a middle class salary.