Epicmafia

Richest user of EM

almost 7 years

I guess I just assumed I was part of "you guys"

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Zovea says

Ahh that's sonseray

damn my fun has been perpetually ruined, he only comes back to the site to lash out against his life.

Damn straight. All it's good for. I'm sad and unhappy and that's why I'm here, but I'm sad and unhappy because my first experience with love was traumatic and every woman since has wanted money or d.ick, not because I envy tax consultants.

Zovea

almost 7 years

You're lumping ling into decisions made by not ling, nice.

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Anthony says

I didn't call you dumb

I wasn't talking to you

GentIeman says

Recidivism says

ling says

you clearly dont know how the finance works if you think tax consultancy (im not going to stay in this field thats not how finance works) but most people at 30 makes at least 6 figures

I don't think this is success. Congratulations dude, you're going to be an average joe tax consultant, doing boring work for the majority of your life, and women are going to yawn every time you mention anything but your salary.

Dope.

You know nothing, accountant is considered one of the sexiest jobs. Exciting jobs is for men they want to have flings with.

This is the funniest post I've ever read. I don't claim to be an expert on women, but as someone who has experienced life, 95% of tax consultants are married to someone fat and talentless who needed a husband to pay the bills.

Zovea

almost 7 years

Ahh that's sonseray

damn my fun has been perpetually ruined, he only comes back to the site to lash out against his life.

Rutab

almost 7 years

Well anyways I hope you guys are having a good ol' time as always. Sonsey I hope you find your peace; it'll come eventually. I'll say hi again probably in the next few months. (I searched my name, by the way, @Lono, even though it is summer I am not coming back.)

Zovea

almost 7 years

Ligament?

Anthony

almost 7 years

My future career will not require me to spell legitament correctly or else I'll be fired

GentIeman

almost 7 years

Recidivism says

ling says

you clearly dont know how the finance works if you think tax consultancy (im not going to stay in this field thats not how finance works) but most people at 30 makes at least 6 figures

I don't think this is success. Congratulations dude, you're going to be an average joe tax consultant, doing boring work for the majority of your life, and women are going to yawn every time you mention anything but your salary.

Dope.

You know nothing, accountant is considered one of the sexiest jobs. Exciting jobs is for men they want to have flings with.

Zovea

almost 7 years

There's no poon in the world that's worth emotional damage. Unless you get emotionally damage while getting the poon then that's really just preference.

Zovea

almost 7 years

I did, instead of seeking pity and being ridiculed for it, he lashed out only to show everyone how childish he truly is.

Rutab

almost 7 years

Well this doesn't seem very gnarly

Zovea

almost 7 years

A wild cow appeared!!!

Anthony

almost 7 years

I didn't call you dumb

Anthony

almost 7 years

That also doesn't answer my question really

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Calling me dumb when you can't spell guarantee or legitimate is literally hilarious. You're a f.ucking , and the "success" you've earned is a joke. I'm going to go out drinking, I legitimately and unironically hope that you think the life you're living is enviable, because even though it isn't, maybe those low standards are what you need to be happy.

Anthony

almost 7 years

I never said I could spell

Rutab

almost 7 years

I hope everyone is having a gnarly summer

Zovea

almost 7 years

You need a pacifier, try: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-gfqJXhYhw

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Anthony says

Can i just get confirmation that we are in fact making fun of ling for having a full time job as a tax consultant making legitament money

Can just confirm that you spelled legitimate wrong and ling spelled guarantee wrong and you guys are bragging about how hes going to die alone and friendless with a degree in I'm your last option before your ovaries dry up is it still worth it?

Zovea

almost 7 years

Every TV attorney needs a phone jingle. PM me your first and last name and I'll get right on it.

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Zovea says

I don't get how you admit you fk'd yourself up in a relationship then try to on someone else who's doing better than you because you have the potential to be doing better than him eventually.

Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy. I don't think bragging about being a tax consultant on a website where I am one of the least colorful personalities of all time about how successful and happy I am even though I'm still right here posting is doing better than me though, that's one of the few things I can imagine possibly making me feel worse. At least I haven't settled for a career in boring and at best a 6/10 overweight housewife if I can get married at all with one of the most boring job titles imaginable and no personality. I would consider that the ultimate failure. I can't imagine you have any friends, at least I have those.

PeanutMarmaduke

almost 7 years

fu'cking jobbies

Anthony

almost 7 years

Can i just get confirmation that we are in fact making fun of ling for having a full time job as a tax consultant making legitament money

Zovea

almost 7 years

TV attorney < Tax guy