aw come on... besides it already happened. It was an accident. A juicy story for the school paper. A slightly hilarious twist.

:U

the first person to maybe get killed

Dryn the blooded,depressed,lonely boy, was in the room of gore where all the depressed boys went.He had sure he will make Best Friends at that University.Also soon to become a Dropout to do Music

Herredy cried. Biology was his worst subject and he was in crossdress...

"Never get drunk with Baabaa ever again..." he shakes his head.

He grabbed a spare male school uniform from his locker and ran to the changing rooms, knowing he'll be late for his first biology class...

Plissken says

Plissken heads over to the Nurse's Office to have his damaged goods tended to.

"Uh... nurse. It hurts here...."

Plissken points down to his balls.

"What are we going to do about this?"

"And please don't tell me to put some ice on it. I'm sensitive."

The nurse wasn't into 5 year olds so she sent the kid right the fk out of her office.

Kyanite in sandbox university is probably that lab assistant who just pets a cat in the corner all day

Or a dog

Well

Uh

Boozey doozey walks into her lecture hall where she has professor collokey. She had a long thirsty thursday and still felt a bit drunk.

pictured below is me

Despite being a second-year student, nearbeer thought that it was still Sunday and slept past his 10 o' clock class. He was awfully disappointed in himself, but didn't actually care since the first classes are only for looking at the syllabus anyways. nearbeer glances at his schedule to see what he had missed: Collokey's class.

Don.e

Tifennie shook her head and stopped staring before driving into a parking spot. She put it in park and then got out, looking at the doors of the college. Tifennie started walking towards them with her schedule in hand, ready to make it to her first class of the day.

one more

i will be the eric harris to your dylan klebold

Meanwhile, in the Nurse' office, Plissken is explaining to the school nurse, what has happened.

"No! I don't need any seminal extracting procedure. It's my balls, not my , nurse. I don't think this is necessary.

Coolkidrox123 insists on the seminal extraction procedure. Plissken kicks Coolkidrox123 causing the school nurse to fall forward unexpectedly on his .

Plissken's eyes widen as he realizes he has received impromptu fellatio. Plissken explodes a huge load of semen into the nurse's mouth and passes out on the examination table.

Just then the extremely sneaky and annoyingly nosy School Reporter creeps in for a photo-op that is sure to make the front page of Sandbox University Weekly.

SISHEN HOLY SHIT DUDE LOL I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT I STARTED TYPING IT BEFORE YOU HAD POSTED

"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here" said Sishen, loading the magazine into his AR-15.

MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IM GOING TO DO
I JUST FÜCKING HATE THIS WORLD AND THE HUMAN WORMS FEASTING ON ITS CARCASS
MY WHOLE LIFE IS JUST COLD, BITTER HATRED. AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE VIOLENTLY
THIS IS THE TIME OF VENGEANCE, AND NO LIFE IS WORTH SAVING
AND I WILL PUT IN THE GRAVE AS MANY AS I CAN
ITS TIME FOR ME TO KILL
AND ITS TIME FOR ME TO DIE

Serveaux rubbed the blood out of his hair and his eyes, looking around for the black car which had hit him, and then proceeded to drive over him multiple times. How many times had he been run over? Not that it mattered, after the 5th time he couldn't really feel much. He rotated his shoulder, trying to give it a stretch, and then his arm promptly went limp. There was no home to return to anyway, so Serveaux went towards the shining bright doors of Sandbox University. His spindly legs, which bent at odd angles, started to fail him, so he sat down at a bench.
He felt quite tired, his eyes began to flutter slightly, and in his ear he heard a soft humming noise. What a pleasant noise, almost like a car engine.
The car rammed Serveaux full-speed for the 17th time that day, sending him flying into the "Sandbox University" signpost where he fell to the ground. There was no movement.

Professor Collokey stepped out of his car for the second time that day, briefcase in hand.

countdown until someone shoots up the school

Alyssa stuffed the flyer in her pocket with the rest of her pocket link and trash. She was going to have a good dramatic first day and was going to make it well. She looked above one of the glass buildings entitled STUDIES OF SANDBOX FORUMS AND SOCIAL INTERACTIONS, as while a new building it was quickly gathering dust. She went into a classroom ready to cause drama when there was just another marvelous looking man sitting in the corner, braiding his goatee

She guessed that biology would be the best time. She patted her purse happily, even if no one was going to major in this dumb sh*t besides her

Plissken heads over to the Nurse's Office to have his damaged goods tended to.

"Uh... nurse. It hurts here...."

Plissken points down to his balls.

"What are we going to do about this?"

"And please don't tell me to put some ice on it. I'm sensitive."

And it certainly would be a long day... because today was just the beginning of a lengthy marketing campaign to get people to attend Plissken's 200th.

Plissken, stands in the center of the campus grounds at Sandbox University. Plissken, ever the quiet student know one knows too much about, except for classes that have graduated already, is rallying for a grand week of activities during Homecoming Week.

He is also running for President of the Student Body against a newcomer with a "Faith Club", Jamal Marley.

Plissken looks out at a beautiful student coming his way, as he hands her a flyer for Plissken's 200th.

"Like me on facebook for Campus Cash!" he yells at Alyssa. "And upload a girls gone wild video for special rewards."

Plissken gets a swift kick in the bollocks before falling face-first to the ground.