"There are cats and dogs wandering all around campus, a pingu, a guy travelling with a portal gun, another guy pulling people's pants down and so forth. I don't think my turtle will be an issue.''

Chow says as she continues to pet Alfie.

"My name's Chow, nice to meet you."

i let out an audible sigh as i come to the realisation not a single damn person in this class can fathom the level of my intelligence

i continue to ponder the ever increasing complexity present in yugioh strategy

*sigh comes back to life*

"surprise" he says, and teleports away

A bowl of noodles appears at Herredy's desk.

Herredy sat at the back after being excused for lateness.

"Sned Noods" he wrote on a piece of paper with his cheap pen.

Folding the note, he passed it on.

"Well, it looks like no one gives a f*ck so"

Rick shoots sigh with the evaporator, sigh burns up as the shot melts them.

"Alright, I am out motherf*ckers. Peace" he walks out the class flipping off the kids and goes to find the nurse

my grindr date finally leaves. i await the next.

oh is this a card based RPG, ive never tried one of those

T-this ain't DnD. Just do what you want I guess I don't know

can I make a perception roll

Another portal appears in the roof and Rick Sanchez jumps down from it.

*Drinks from his flask* *burps* "Hey I heard some dipsh*t is pulling people's pants down, that's low even for me."

He pulls out a gun looking object that has all sorts of buttons and lights

"This right here will evaporate anyone that gets shot with it"

He aims it at sigh

"Alright, if nobody objects I am just going to evaporate this son of a b*tch now, because my time fluxuation device says that in the future they are gonna end up being a pain in my as$, so unless anyone wants to try stop this, I am just gonna continue"

He turns to look around too see if anyone objects to the killing of sigh

with my superpowers i *teleports behind everyone and pulls down their pants* nothin personnel, kids

Oh, jeez. "Man, that's a little... um... maaaaybe you should put your pants back on."

Verum shakes their head, then turns back to Chow and her remarkably large turtle. "Alfie, huh? That's such a cute name! I wish I had time for a pet like that. Say... is he even allowed at school? Not like I'd snitch, but it'd really suck to get in trouble on the very first day." They frown, wide-eyed with feigned concern. "Anyway, um, my name's Kale. What's yours?"

*takes pants off*
uguu ~~~~~~`

I-I Don't get what your getting at, Whatever I don't really care anyway.

^ edge overload

Suddenly Rick Sanchez appears through a green portal in the wall.

*Burp* "Where the f*ck am I now, Looks like a school. Eh, seems cool. Let's teach the kids something real"

He turns to the class, not giving a f*ck about what just happened

"Who care's about what's going on right now. Listen to me kids. School is a waste of time, Buncha people running around and bumping into each other. G-guy up the front says "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the—then the bell rings, and they give you a carton
of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I
mean, it's not a place for smart people."

He turns and looks Professor Panthère Anabelle de la Tigresse up and down then turns back to the class

"I would continue if I never wanted to f*ck your teacher, I will allow her to continue her stupid class now I guess... Lates"

He fires his portal gun into the floor and jumps through to wherever he goes next.

Professor Panthère Anabelle de la Tigresse walked into her already-filled-with-students French classroom.

"Salut class take a seat" she said with a melodic French accent that made all the men in the classroom sigh. She was wearing red lipstick and a yellow sweater with scarlet polka dots on it, and a pleated green skirt that didn't really go with the sweater but at least showed that Panthère was financially stable, thank you very much.

"Today we're going to be learning about COD, Complément d'objet direct. Does anyone know what this is?"

As she awaited the answer, she sat on the ledge of her table, her legs below the kneecap spread apart but her legs above it held together so that she clearly looked alluring but you could not call her out because of it. As she settled into such a hot position she thought "God am I clever".

verumbark says

"Oh... my gosh... that turtle is so cute~!" A bit concerned for the thing despite their detached nature, Verum gently pushes Jinga's head away. They read somewhere once that touching a turtle in the wrong way can injure it pretty badly. "What's its name? Where'd you get it?"

"This little guy is Alfie. I was wandering around this pet store and this guy gave me the look - hey I'm dank, get me and we can be dank together."

Chow replied to Verum, while feeding her pet some water lettuce.

Meanwhile jinga is saying "I wove you'' to the sink.

chow says

jingahegami says

i nuzzle chows massive peen as i purr gently

"Ready, master?" I say, giving him a rimjob.

Chow is speechless, looking at the stoned jinga licking her pet turtle.

"Oh... my gosh... that turtle is so cute~!" A bit concerned for the thing despite their detached nature, Verum gently pushes Jinga's head away. They read somewhere once that touching a turtle in the wrong way can injure it pretty badly. "What's its name? Where'd you get it?"

jingahegami says

i nuzzle chows massive peen as i purr gently

"Ready, master?" I say, giving him a rimjob.

Chow is speechless, looking at the stoned jinga licking her pet turtle.

i nuzzle chows massive peen as i purr gently

"Ready, master?" I say, giving him a rimjob.

CMON COLLEGE BOY

The real college experience is sitting outside at 3am waiting for the fire department to come for the 4th time in a week because some dumbass set off the dormitory's fire alarms by somehow burning popcorn, cup of noodles, or another seemingly impossible to mess up food.

verumbark says

"Psst." Verum glances over their shoulder. "It's fine. I just baaarely made it. All you missed was a buncha lame talk about cells or something."

"Oh I just take this class because it's mandatory, I'm not interested in anything."

bulla says

bulla abruptly interrupts the talk between the two youngsters as he unleashes his yugioh card collection

Chow slowly turns to see who interrupted them, only to find some random British dude who has this haircut probably to rebel against his mum. In his hands were yugioh cards. What year is this, 2000? She glares at him, then proceed to go back to sleep. She is in bliss.
(i made so many grammar mistakes in my last post ;-;)