"Hey Morty, stay here with this guard and look at this body, also don't get . That might be a problem"
Rick portal guns the wall and walks through. He appears next to sl0nderman when he exits.
"Alright, you piece of sh*t we are gonna learn some sh*t because you are becoming stupider than Morty at this point."
Another portal opens in the wall opens, this time it is not Rick Sanchez from C-137 that comes through but another Rick Sanchez who is wearing glasses, a shirt, tie, black pants and black work shoes while carrying a briefcase.
Rick Sanchez says to the other Rick "Professor Rick, teach this dumbass some chemistry so he doesn't end up sticking his d*ck in a blender or something."
Professor Rick reply's "I would be happy to help a young one in need of some intellectual knowledge. We shall go to an empty classroom to cut out from any distractions." He starts to hurry sl0nder along to a classroom.
Rick Sanchez then opens a portal "See you later dipwads, go learn some sh*t you dipsh*t" he walks into the portal and back onto the crime scene
*burp* "I-I'm done, I just think this kid is . He can't do anything wrong, Go get killed by a giant testicle monster or something"
Rick leaves nearbeer in the other dimension. He will have to find his own way back.
Rick appears back in Collokey's class. He then says "Hey I think some cool murder or some sh*t is going on like down the hall so see you dipsh*ts later."
Rick walls down the hallway and finds winter inspecting some mangled body of a dead kid.
"H-Hey, you probably got some sort of serial killer problem going on here. Let me go get Morty and we will help you find this guy, I was getting board anyway."
Rick blasts the wall with his portal gun and goes through. He comes back through moments later with a teenager following him.
"Alright Morty, you little piece of sh*t. We are investigating this weeaboo's murder or something I don't know."
Rick takes out his flask and takes a drink while Morty looks at the dead body.
Powerless, the drunken mad scientist fumbles around wildly as Nearbeer's blue eyes white dragons obliterate his life points.
Before his adversary is sent to the shadow realm, Nearbeer remarks, "You didn't stand a GHOST of a chance."
With the help of the Anti-Godmodder Potion™, the mad scientist slips away into the darkness. Unfortunately, there is no Szechuan sauce in the shadow realm.
Victorious, Nearbeer picks up a copy of the syllabus at last and has a seat.
"Oh, man... um, guys? Professor? This is... a little too much for me." Genuinely overstimulated, Verum slowly rises to their feet. "I think I'm gonna go sit over there now... away from this."
As they go to take their new seat, they reach into their backpack and dig through it for a bottle they know they have. There are a few perks to being in the mafia. Their friend, the witch, supplied them with a handy-dandy Anti-Godmodder Potion™ a week or so back, shortly before they took on Kale's identity. That should be enough to do away with that scientist.
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She couldn't handle the acknowledgment of her failure as a body guard.
But there was no time for that. She searched for a reason. She looked right and left....then she looked up. Shoes at the top, seemingly the girl's splayed on the ground. Had she fallen? was it suicide? No. It couldn't be. She knew this girl. She had seen her at lunch times eating happily. Her mum was a flourist and her dad a business man who earned money. A boyfriend and friends. Why would she kill herself? And if she fell:....no! It didn't make sense, why would such a smart girl put herself in such a situation? Weeks of binge watching Yandere Simulator videos painted one reasoning in her mind: This was a murder. Disguised as a Japanese school style suicide. The way the body lay there...definitely pushed down. But wait...too much blood....was she hit before she was pushed? That much blood wasn't reasonable from the fall. especially where it was coming from. This was good! That means there was a weapon that could lead to the killer! There could be a blood path leading to more evidence! But what was the motive? She would need help in this task of finding the murderour. But who would even notice a bodyguard enough to help them out? If they went to the police the school would be closed and she would be out of a job. no. she had to take this into her own hands....but hoped someone would join her on her quest.
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Winter enjoyed her job as a bodyguard. Since she was young she always wanted to grow up to be a superhero. Wearing her suit and cape. As a body guard all she was missing was a cape. She didn't need a cape though to know she was a superhero. As a guard she was given the ultimate job: To protect the lives of the children behind these walls. Was it a rewarding job? Not really. walking around halls, getting tossled by running, late kids. Leaning on a wall only to find gum come away. Standing outside in the heat while wearing her suit from head to toe. She got no thanks, no raise (believe me, she tried.) and no recognition. I mean....who would notice the bodyguard? They aren't part of the school. they are just there to be in the shadows, hiding and watching over her people. Like BATMAN!
The one problem that truly bothered her: Was that there was nothing to do. The only thing she did all year was kicking out a pervert (*cough* Plissken *cough). She was walking around the school, kicking cans and sighing at her bordem.............. when she saw A BODY!!! The body lay there. Hands in angles, legs shaped in strange ways. The body had bones poking out of it and tearing the uniform. The blood had soaked all the way to the skirt, the body's hair was dyed red. "The body" Winter couldn't bring herself to refer to it as a person. A human being who had died on her watch.
Chow looks at the note that magically flew into her arms. "Send noods", it says. Who would write this, other than her best buddy Herredy? After supplying him with cat gifs, goes back to snoozing again.
"I JUST WANT TO NAP YO'', her inner demon screams as she's woken up for the 4th time in a row. She looks at the pile of syllabi next to her and lazily passes them to whoever is sitting in front of her.
Professor Collokey looked around at the class. There were portals. There were turtles. There was talking. He wasn't even sure where to begin.
He glared at Alyssa, pointing to a seat. His stern look was enough to make anyone shrink, he hoped she got the idea.
"Settle down," he called into the mic clipped to his shirt. "I know it's the first day of class, but you're adults. It's time to start acting like it." He approached his briefcase, pulling out a stack of syllabi. He walked over to chow, handing her the stack. "Please, take one and pass it down."
As the mad scientist declare his attack, Nearbeer grins.
"Heh... you've activated my trap card."
From his disk he reveals negate attack. Negate attack targets an attacking monster then negates the attack and ends the battle phase. Now, Nearbeer realizes he can retaliate:
"I summon three blue eyes white dragons in attack position! I attack your life points directly!"
Before Herredy can even reply, the drunken mad scientist returns and starts shouting at Nearbeer. Nearbeer quickly identifies the scientist as a hostile and, with instincts kicking in, raises his arms. His Yu-Gi-Oh!™ dueling disk unfolds in all its glory.
"If you are so smart... maybe you can defeat me... In a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME?" He shouted.
After a long intimate session of banging the hot school nurse. Rick Sanchez makes his way to professor Collokey's class.
He throws open the door and says to the class.
"Alright, whatever this dipsh*t is teaching you is all wrong, I'm your new teacher and I will teach this class from now on. Anyone that objects gets frozen by my freeze ray." *Burp*
"Ok, today we are going to learn why all kids are stupid and why you guys won't get anywhere in life by watching the drivel that this Collokey is spouting out of his stupid mouth, and I can prove this all mathematically so all of you shut the f*ck up and listen"
He grabs a piece of chalk and starts to write crazy equations and numbers on the blackboard.
While writing up his equations. He noticed Nearbeer had made a portal and jumped through, at least he left the portal gun before he left.
"What the f*ck did you do" He turns to the class
"Alright, this is why you are all stupid. This idiot just jumped through a portal that could go literally anywhere."
He sighs as he know he must go retrieve the man who went through the portal.
"Alright, I'm board. Everyone out before I burn this place."
He takes a quick look at his portal gun history and then fires it into the floor. He hops through and see's nearbeer talking to the professor, He shouts at him
"Alright dumbass, I don't know if you have not realised but what you just done was highly stupid. Now come on, before you this dimension up. Listen to me or I am just going to kill you and be done with it."
After a week of out-of-character-time, still no one has sent Nearbeer a copy of the syllabus. He will simply have to show up to office hours, he supposes. Nearbeer rides his motorcycle to campus while playing three different card games at the same time; two of them physical, the last one being hearthstone. Upon arriving, he wins all three games simultaneously.
It wasn't long after parking his motorcycle that Nearbeer feels a tug on his lower clothing. He'd been pantsed! A quick turn around yields sight of none other than sigh, the suicidal student prankster. Ranting, "Suicide watch can't help someone that just comes back after they die! Stop spamming our ticketing system!" he lets out. However, it was too late. sigh had moved on to his next victim. At least it wasn't anything personal, Nearbeer thought.
Nearbeer arrives at his Biology professor's office to find a dismaying note: "brb lunch lol." Blast. He'd missed Collokey by minutes. Nearbeer thinks long and hard about some way to find an excuse for being at Collokey's first class (since people are still writing about it) when suddenly a drunken mad scientist appears out of a portal in the floor. Without hesitation, Nearbeer leaps into the portal and finds himself in Collokey's first class. He finds someone that looks very official in a normal human uniform and approaches.
"Hey, do you still have any copies of the syllabus left? I was late."
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it flutters back into the classroom, into Chow's arms.*
Chow is flustered, looking at the note. She looks around the room to find the writer, only to find the guy wearing cat ears gazing at her hopefully. She thinks to herself, "if I'm at uni I might as well get friendos or something", as she moves to sit with the dude.
"Hello, hello, hello, I'm Chow and I'm here to supply you with cat gifs."
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Herredy gasps as the noodles appear on his desk. He hungrily devours them, feeding some to his dog beside him, not paying attention to the epic Biology class being taught by professor Collokey.
After a while, the note is thrown out the window by disgusted classmates, where it flutters into the First Year classroom, into Chow's arms.
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